"hey nerd" "hey doofus" -rodrick x reader

Chapter One Hundred-Four: CPR From Strangers

"What the hell are you doing here?" she demanded as she folded her arms.

"I wanted to surprise you," he replied before wiping his lips.

"Well, I'm definitely surprised," Y/N mumbled as she glanced at the man who gave Rodrick CPR.

"Help me," Rodrick whined as he held out his arms, grasping for Y/N's hands.

She heaved a sigh and helped pull Rodrick to his feet. He leaned against her and let her drag him towards Greg and Rowley who were sitting beside each other on a longue chair.

Y/N gently pushed Rodrick onto an empty longue chair and sighed. "Someone needs to explain all of this to me," she said.

"Explain what?" Rodrick asked innocently.

"Everything," Y/N replied.

"Maybe if I have something to eat," Rodrick mumbled. "That was a pretty traumatic experience."

Y/N let out an annoyed huff before she went scouring the pool for a waiter.

After the food Y/N ordered for her boyfriend arrived, he began to explain everything to her with the help of his brother.

"You guys could get me in shit," Y/N mumbled. She glanced between Greg and Rowley and cleared her throat. "Sorry, trouble. You guys could get me in trouble."

"He's the one who let me in!" Rodrick exclaimed as he pointed at Greg. "And I just wanted to see you." He reached for Y/N's hand but she moved away.

"Look, it was sweet and all but you can't keep coming here," Y/N told him. She turned to Greg. "And you can't sneak him in either. Just my knowledge of this can get all of us in deep trouble. I might lose my job. Greg might lose his guest privileges. Rowley might get his membership revoked. All of us will have to face consequences just because of association."

"Not me though," Rodrick said, holding his head high. "I'm not an employee or a guest or a member. I'm safe."

"What if your mother finds out about this?" Y/N tilted her head, noticing the fear in Rodrick's eyes.

"Shit," he muttered. He let out a sigh. "I just wanted to see you. I don't get to see you that much."

Y/N smiled and placed her hand on Rodrick's. "I know and I appreciate that. But we still have lots of summer break left."

He nodded solemnly before taking a bite of his pizza.

"Well, I'm going back to work," said Y/N. She kissed Rodrick's forehead before she stood up. "I'll see you guys later. Oh, and Rodrick." He looked up at her with a hopeful glint in his eyes. "Your tattoo got a bit wet."

He glanced at his arm to see the Sharpie-drawn logo of his band's name now completely ruined.

"I knew it was fake," said Greg.

"It is not!" Rodrick argued. "It's just— the ink didn't have time to soak in."

Greg lifted a brow before he rolled his eyes.

As Rodrick finished his food, he listened to his brother and Rowley talk about the amusement park at the boardwalk.

"The boardwalk's awesome," he said. "You should go on the Cranium Shaker. You haven't lived until you done that."

"Then you should come!" Rowley exclaimed to Greg who nodded.

"It's the best ride ever," Rodrick told them. "Me and Ben went on it like ten times last year but then he threw up. A lot."