-2 days later since the beginning of the holiday-
Keith: Hey, anyone up for going camping?
Rivulet: YES YES YES YES YES.
Azalea: Need I say more?
Cam: YES YES YES YES YES YES.
Ember: I'm up
Cruz: YOOO DO I GET TO ELECTROCUTE RANDOM BITCHES
Everyone: NO!
Cruz: FUCK THIS IM OUT *chugs a bottle and starts to leave*
Nora: *pulls him back* You ARE coming with us.
Cruz: AHH NOOOO SAVE ME *starts screaming random words*
Cam: Er, he'll probably be okay
-at the campsite-
Cruz: It's uh, it's dark
Nora: It's nighttime you idiot
*random animal noises in the background*
Cruz: HOLY SHIT *screams*
Ember: SHUT UP CRUZ
Cruz: YOU SHUT UP
Alistair: Won't this be fun.
Ember: *sighs* We can go skydiving in the morning
Cam: Right!
Rivulet: Is there a river?
Ember: Yes, but it's far away. No one is going out alone tonight.
Rivulet: I CAN TAKE CAMILLE WITH ME
Cam: YEAH!!!
Ember: NO. We are ALL staying here tonight.
Rivulet: *groans* Fiiine! Can we at least do some spooky stories?
Cruz: Cringe
Rivulet: *glares*
Cruz: *laughs*
Nettle & Azalea: *setting up a tent*
Keith: The nail goes into the dirt, over here
Nettle: 'kay *shoves the nail into the dirt*
Keith: Uhh, yeah that should be good
Azalea: I am so good at this
Cruz: YOU SUCK ASS
Azalea: SO DO YOU MISTER DUMBFUCK
Keith: Stupid idiots
Nettle: True
Rivulet: I NEED WATER
Ember: You ARE water
Rivulet: Nuh uh
Keith: Yes, actually
Rivulet: Buh.
-4 hours of crazy shit later-
Everyone: *sleeping in tents*
*random animal noises in the background*
Cruz: AHHH HOLY SHIT
Everyone: *wakes up*
Azalea: *looks out her tent* Ughh, what the fuck Cruz
Cruz: THERE'S A MONSTER LOOKING FOR US
Nettle: *starts screaming inside his tent*
Ember: SHUT UP
Nettle: MONSTER, MONSTER, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE AAAAAHH
Luna: No one's gonna die, Nettle
Nettle: *screaming*
*more random animal noises in the background*
Cruz: HOLY SHIT I'M SORRY FOR WHATEVER I DID I'M SORRY I SWEAR PLEASE SPARE ME
Ember: *gets out his tent* You sound like a maniac
Azalea: He always is.
Cruz: *runs to Ember and grabs his shoulders.* We're. All. Gonna. Die.
Ember: *pushes Cruz away* Use your brain, drunk fuck
Cruz: RUde, I always use my brain
Azalea: You sure do.
Keith: Cruz, settle your FUCKING screaming or I'm gonna throw you into the river
Nettle: THE RIVER IS GONNA SWALLOW US ALL UP *starts screaming again*
Cruz: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO *starts running in circles screaming*
Ember: *sighs* It's gonna be a long night
Azalea: I'm not gonna deal with this for a whole fucking night. *grabs Cruz and pulls him away*
Cruz: NOOOO DON'T SACRIFICE ME PLEASE I'M SORRY I'M SORRY
-in the morning-
Nettle: *gets out his tent and stretches, yawning* Morning everybody! I had the strangest dream last night! Cruz was going insane, and the river was gonna kill us all
Azalea: You got the Cruz part right..
Ember: *lying on the ground* Tell me about it
Cam: *races out of her tent* SKYDIVING!
Rivulet: *also races out of her tent* SKYDIVING!
Ember: Arceus, save me
-at the cliff-
Cam & Rivulet: SKYDIVING, SKYDIVING, SKYDIVING, SKYDIVING, SKYDIVING, SKYDIVIN-
Ember: SHUT UP, I need to concentrate.
Rivulet: *huffs* Fine
Cam: *bouncing around excitedly*
Cruz: JUMP DUMBASS
Ember: *adjusts his parachute* Alright. You got this. *jumps off*
Rivulet: I still wish we could've done it from a plane, like how real skydivers do it
Ember: *falling*
Cam: Me too
Luna: It's too dangerous for us
Rivulet: BLAH BLAH BLAH CAN'T HEAR YOU
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