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dare #31

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Rivulet: GUYS GUYS NEW DARE

Cruz: DRUGS wait what

Rivulet: New dare

Jayze: I was gonna say that fucker

Cam: No, I was!

Jayze: Okay fine read it

Cam: EEEEEMMBEEEERRRRRRRR

Ember: The fuck do you want

Cam: You got a dare!

Ember: WHAT

Cam: Yeah! @YourDailyJolteon123 dares you to spend as much time as you want in his premium hot springs!

Jayze: You can bring as many people as you want

Ember: Okay well... uh, one, thanks for the invitation, but two, I FUCKING HATE WATER IT'S LITERALLY GONNA FUCKING KILL ME

Jayze: Ember, I hate water too, but you don't like, have to go inside the water

Ember: I mean, I kinda have to. 

Jayze: What for

Ember: Myself

Rivulet: Oh Arceus here we go

Ember: Shut up

Rivulet: I was half expecting you to say wh-

Cruz: HEY WHORE THAT'S MY LINE

Rivulet: FUCK YOU

Cruz: *chugs down a bottle and throws it out the window* FUCK YOU TOO


-at the premium hot springs or something-


Ember: Okay, uh-

Cam: Oh OH LOOK OVER THERE

Ember: What?

Rivulet: OH ME GOSHHHH THERE'S A HOT SPRINGS

Ember: *facepalms* Well duh, that's the point

Rivulet: Riiight, right sorry I forgot

Alistair: So, we just hang out?

Cam: Yes

Alistair: This dare seems too good to be true

Ember: I hate water so it's basically a nightmare for me

Alistair: Ahh yes now I understand!

Luna: Ali be smart for once

Alistair: It's not my fault!

Ember: *sighs and walks to a more isolated part of the hot spring*

Rivulet: *wades slowly into the water* Oh, ohh this feels nice

Alistair: You say that like you're being fuc-

Luna: ALI

Alistair: Okay, okay I'm sorry

Rivulet: Well... that's true to some extent though! *giggles*

Luna: Oh my Arceus.


-my lazy ass-


Ember: *opens the door* We're back

Jayze: Ah, my good friends! How was it?

Rivulet: Awesome

Ember: It was fine

Rivulet: You can't say anything! You only dipped your paws in!

Ember: Hey, I hate water, alright

Jayze: Well, that counts, anyways, I'm going on vacation for a bit, so have fun without me, CYA *disappears*

Cruz: *peeks into the room* Jayze is gone??

Ember: Uh, I guess-

Cruz: *throws a bottle onto the ground* FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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