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Cam: *holds up an envelope* Jayze gave us a dare to keep us occupied

Ember: Of course, typical Jayze.

Rivulet: CAMIE GUESS WHAT

Cam: What?

Rivulet: LUNA CAN READ MINDS

Luna: Yes, I can. Why?

Rivulet: QUICK READ HIS MIND *points at Ember*

Ember: Huh, what

Luna: He craves se-

Ember: WHOA WHAO WAIT WE'RE KEEPING THINGS FAMILY FRIENDLY HERE

Luna: I don't think the dares in the past have been so family friendly

Rivulet: So true

Cam: Anyways, Jayze told us to-

Cruz: *jumps through the window* BITCH READ MY MIND

Ember: HOLY FUCK

Cruz: Since when was the fuck holy?

Nora: *walks in* Sorry, I tried to stop him

Nettle: *runs in and disappears upstairs*

Azalea: *running after him*

Nora: So what's up?

Cam: Jayze gave us a dare

Nora: Jayze? Why?

Rivulet: Probably because NOBODY *looking at you mf* is giving is dares

Nora: We should be patient

Cruz: Remind me what pashent means

Nora: It's patient, and it means waiting nicely

Cruz: Fuck that Ima get drunk *chugs down a bottle*

Ember: Fuuuucccckkkkkkkkkkk

Cruz: Wait, I'm supposed to be the drunk one

Ember: SHUT UP

Cam: WAIT!

everyone: *stops*

Cam: Can I say the dare now

Nora: Yeah, of course

Cam: Okay! Jayze told us to kiss someone.

Nora: Okay what the fuck nevermind

Cam: All of us have to kiss someone

Ember: THIS IS NOT A ROMANCE STORY THIS IS AN ASK OR DARE STORY

Rivulet: Which can have romance. So anyways, I'm going first! OSCAR.

Oscar: *walks in* Yes?

Nora: From what I'm guessing, she's going to kiss you

Oscar: WHAT- I mean I'm Oscor

Rivulet: FUCK, WHERE IS OSCAR

Oscar: I'm on vacation. HE. He's on vacation

Rivulet: That's oddly suspicious...but ok

Nora: Alright, let's get this over with. *pulls Cruz towards her*

Cruz: GRAH, FUCK, WHAT YOU DOING BITCH

Nora: My worst nightmare, unfortunately. *kisses him*

Cam: Ooooooooooh love

Rivulet: NO LOVE BITCH

Alistair: *appears*

Luna: Good, you heard

Cam: OH OH ARE YOU GONNA KISS

Alistair: Yes, unironically


-timeskip (HAHA YOU THOUGHT MY LAZY ASS WOULD WRITE IT ALL)-


Cam: *lying on the ground*

Rivulet: Maybe we should allow sex?

Ember: Jayze would refuse

Cruz: JAYzE WOULD SO FUCKING AGREE

Ember: NO. We are VERY family friendly and VERY nice

Nora: That's...not true?

Rivulet: Buuuuuuut we could make an exception, you know?

Ember: What kind...

Rivulet: Oh, you know *giggles*

Cruz: I like where this is going

Cam: YAY! SEX!

Luna: CAMILLE.

Cam: Okay...


what do you think my loyal fans...should we make an exception? or will it cost us?

T for yes or F for no, comment!!

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