Jayze: *reading a letter* Aaaaand we have a dare from our good friend, @MagmaPlayz09
Cam: Oh, oh can I see!!
Jayze: *gives the letter to Camille*
Cam: HE SAID HE DARES EVERYONE EXCEPT NORA TO ACT LIKE CRUZ FOR HOWEVER LONE CRUZ WANTS!
Jayze: Long. He meant however long.
Cam: Oh, oops! *giggles*
Cruz: FUCK YEAH BITCH WE'RE SO BACK
Nora: *groans and facepalms* Oh my Arceus
Cruz: EVERYONE GATHER 'ROUND
-later-
Nettle: Umm, I'm not sure about this
Cruz: A YEAR!!
Jayze: FUCK YEAH
Nora: Jayze.
Jayze: Fine. Cruz, bit shorter?
Cruz: I hate life
Jayze: Deal with it
Cruz: A DAY
Jayze: That's good
Nora: I'm not dealing with more Cruz's
Jayze: You and me both
Nora: You're already Cruz
Jayze: Well that was personal as fuck
Nora: Cry about it
Jayze: ALRIGHT 3 2 1 START
Nettle: I don't want to do this
Jayze: Too bad, do it
Alistair: I'm skipping
Jayze: No you aren't
Alistair: OKay
Jayze: Luna, do something Cruz would do
Luna: *throws a bottle of alcohol on the ground* FUCK THIS SHIT
Cruz: OI BITCH THAT'S MY LINE
Luna: YOU NEED *drinks a sip of alcohol* HELP. Oh god I think I'm started to feel the effects of the alcohol
Cruz: Hey, no breaking character
Luna: Fuck you
Ember: Umm, I hate british people?
Cruz: More hate
Ember: I HATE BRITISH PEOPLE
Cruz: Add a slur instead of people
Ember: I HATE BRITISH TWATS
Cruz: FUCK YEAH
Ember: Now I feel offended. I offended myself! I've become rude.
Cruz: I don't feel sad about the stuff I say do I
Ember: No...
Cruz: PUMP UP THE HATE BITCH
Ember: I'M GONNA THROW YOU INTO A GRINDER BITCH
Cruz: YEAHHHH
Ember: No I was serious that time.
Cruz: Oh
Cam: I WANNA TRY
Rivulet: No you don't
Cruz: Yes she does
Rivulet: I WILL SHOVE YOU INTO THE POOL AND USE EVERY SINGLE METHOD I HAVE TO MAKE YOU FEEL PAIN
Cruz: You're doing great acting as me
Rivulet: Why thank you! Wait wha-
-literally hours later-
Azalea: Nora you're a dumbass
Shine: She is definitely a dumbass
Nora: I can't tell if that's just you or you acting as Cruz
Azalea: Both
Nora: Fair
Cruz: AZALEA, KEEP ACTING AS ME RIGHT NOW
Azalea: FUCK YOU BITCH
Cruz: Thank you *ascends back to pokemon heaven*
Nora: What
Keith: Thank you. *descends back to pokemon hell*
Alistair: What the fuck
Luna: ALISTAIR DRINK THE ALCOHOL RIGHT NOW
Alistair: *takes the alcohol and drinks it* OHHHHHH FUCK YES! SHIT I meant cool. SHIT I SWORE AGAIN
Luna: Silence. Just take it all in.
Alistair: No thanks *runs away*
Nora: I can't deal with this right now
Cruz: YES YOU FUCKING CAN
Nora: NO I FUCKING CAN'T
Cruz: Well you got a WHOLE DAY OF THISSSS~
Nora: I will rip your throat out
Cruz: That's so romantic
Nettle: OEHIDPDJ *drinks*
-the next day-
Nora: *wakes up*
Cruz: Moooooorning bitch
Nora: *blushes* OH WHAT THE FUCK GET OFF MY BED *shoves him off*
Cruz: *falls off* OW FUCK
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