BFB Oneshots (REQUESTS OPEN)

AAGH I CAN'T FIND WHO REQUESTED THIS IN MY NOTIFICATIONS I'M SO SORRY.
Anyways, here's the oneshot.

(Update: @ItsTheTinyTacos requested this, found it in the comments of the requests page)

Reader's POV

Now, being in an alliance is really, really hard work, and there are very strict rules for what to do and what not to do. Here's some of them:

-You must say 'like' at least three times per day
-Do NOT talk to Needle (I have a feeling that there is some major backstory to that)
-No longer allowed to demote people
-THINK FLOWER IS BEAUTIFUL- wait, Ruby wrote that... have to erase that... oh, I need permission from Pencil or Match.

"What is it?"
"You see, there's this rule in the FSRB (FreeSmart Rule Book) that looks a bit off. I think Ruby wrote it down. Can I erase it?"
"Yeah, like, of course. I'll have a, like, stern talking-to to her."
"Thanks. Love you!"
"Love you too." I can feel you judging me. Anyways, I scribble off the rule, and close the book. Now I have to get back to my team, because the challenge is in... 25 minutes. As always, Bell is there to greet me. But she isn't exactly happy.
"Still mad at Fries, huh?"
"Yes. Very. He's always trying to wear me as a hat, but what he did was too far."
"I'm sure he didn't mean to hurt you."
"No... but I'm still mad."
"That's fine. Look, Four's gathering the Losers!, we should probably get going now."

We're in the middle of the challenge, and I'm carrying a jawbreaker for Bell to try and break, but somehow Marker's lost his cap, and you can probably guess what happens.

(Third Person)

You wake up, and you're in your room, thankfully, and there are two people in there. Match and Bell.
"Oh, thank god you're, like, awake!" Match exclaims. "I thought I'd lost you!" She kisses you softly, forgetting that there was another someone there.
"Wait you guys are-"
"No! We're not. Never in, like a million years."
"Oh. OK," she looks upset, for some reason. "Well, I'll see you guys later." She leaves the room, leaving you and Match alone.
"What's up with, like, her?"
"She got upset when she found out we were dating."
"Ugh, how could I be so, like, stupid and do that! Pencil is going to be furious!" That's the one thing you didn't like about this alliance: it was a bit to much like Pencil's fantasies.
"Oh, it's fine. I'm sure she'll understand. I'm still trying to think why she's upset. I mean, her best friend's just escaped near death and-" your eyes widen at the thought.
"What? You're, like, scaring me!"
"Get her back. Now."
"Why?"
"I think, well..."

"She WHAT? I'm sorry, but you, like, belong to me and me only."
"Match, there's no need to be so overprotective. And besides, being in a poly relationship could be fun! Trust me, you'll grow to adore her!"
"Are you saying that you like her?"
"Good question... yeah, I suppose." Match let out an exasperated sigh. "Fine. But only because it, like, makes you happy."