Helluva Boss (OC and Genderbend Insert)

(WARNING: if you are a child under 18, don't read this until you hit that age!)

The scene opens with a shot of Imp City that slowly zooms in on the I.M.P building. The sound of the busy streets can be heard in the background. The scene transitions to a closed door labeled "IMP Headquarters", with a crude sign made from a sheet of notebook paper that reads, "Meeting in progress" with a smiley face drawn next to it. The light flickers as the camera zooms in on the door. Inside, Blitzø is walking in front a whiteboard on the wall as he lectures his employees.

Blitzø: "Alright. Now, I know business has been... a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here... *looks at Moxxie* Moxxie."

Moxxie gives him an incredulous look in response.

Blitzø: "Now, does anyone have... any bright ideas on how we can get business drummin' up again?

Millie: "*eyes sparkling* What about a car wash?"

Blitzø: "This is Hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being clean here, okay?"

Trixie: "*thinks for a second* Oh, how about a billboard?"

Blitzø: "Ooo, yeah. A billboard."

He waves his hands with an enthusiastic flair as sparkles fly out.

Moxxie: "*rolls eyes* We can't afford a billboard, Trixie."

Blitzø: "*wraps his arm over Moxxie's shoulder* Helpful, Moxxie. Really glad you're in the room right now. *pushes Moxxie away* Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?"

Blitzø turns on a TV that shows the I.M.P. crew brutally murdering people from the overworld as they are paid to do. Blitzø whacks a man in the face with a mallet, Moxxie is blown away firing a shotgun through the mouth of a man tied to a chair, Loona swings a man back and forth in her mouth, Trixie is seen holding a shovel as she buries a dead body and Millie decapitates someone with a harpoon and laughs. Then, it zooms out to everyone watching the TV, with Loona, Trixie, Millie, and Blitzø eating popcorn.

Blitzø: "Ahh, those were the good times."

Moxxie: "I don't need any reminding, sir. Considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel... nobody watches."

Blitzø: "Uh, hey. Excuse me? What's 'obnoxious' about a super-fun jingle, alright? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin' bullshit!"

Trixie: "People do love musicals, sir."

Blitzø: "Exactly, Trix! And we're basically doin' a musical. *does jazz hands* Are you gonna crush my musical theatre dreams like my dad did?"

Moxxie: "Sir-"

Blitzø: "'Cause, right now? All I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside."

Millie: "Are you tryin' to crush his dreams, Moxxie?"

Moxxie: "I- What?"

Millie: "*flirtatiously* I thought I knew you."

She playfully sticks her tongue out at him as Moxxie blushes and rolls his eyes affectionately.

Blitzø: "I can't believe you, Moxxie!"

He tearfully holds up an employee of the month plaque with Moxxie's picture on it.

Blitzø: "After I made you employee of the month!"