Helluva Boss (OC and Genderbend Insert)

(WARNING: if you are a child under 18, don't read this until you hit that age!)

The scene opens up with a city shot that pans down on Imp City. Yelling can be heard in the background. Loona can be seen reading a magazine called "IMP GOSSIP" with Verosika Mayday on the front page and drinking out of a glass bottle. Aurora, in imp form, opens a page of the Grimoire and draws the circle on the wall before chanting the spell. The page of the book glows and creates a portal to the human world. A tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head. Moxxie peers out of the fallen tree, carrying a chainsaw. Blitzø walks into the office.

Blitzø: "Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!"

Millie crawls across the floor like a crab, with an axe between her teeth.

Millie: "*yells* I'm still so jazzed up!"

She snaps the axe in half and laughs. She then walks over near the rest of the group.

Moxxie: "Well you better stay jazzed, *points finger guns* babe. Because, guess where I'm taking you tonight?"

Blitzø: "Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street."

Moxxie: "Actually, sir, it's our one-year marriage anniversary. So, I'm taking Millie to Ozzie's in the Lust Ring!"

Millie's eyes sparkle and she squeals in delight.

Millie: "*gasps* Ozzie's?! No way! That place is always booked!"

Moxxie: "Yeah, well I've been planning it for quite a while."

Millie: "Moxxie!"

She jumps into Moxxie's arms and kisses his face before they both start French kissing and making out, much to Blitzø's chagrin.

Blitzø: "*groans* Ugh, can you two not? *turns to Aurora* How 'bout you Trix? Maybe with just you, me and Looney?"

Aurora: "Blitzø, as fun as it sounds, *packs her bag* but I'm busy filling out the forms from this week. And don't forget that Loona is hanging out with a friend of hers, so I'm covering for her."

Blitzø: "Damn it."

Aurora: "Don't worry, though. Next time, I'll make sure to come with you, 'Kay?"

She kisses him on the cheek before she walks away. Blitzø smiles with a tiny blush as Aurora leaves the office, closing the door behind her.

Moxxie: "I'm sorry, sir. Maybe another time?"

Blitzø: "No, it's fine! I-I can come with the two of you, help you celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy."

Moxxie: "Uh, no. The reservation is for us."

Blitzø: "Uh huh!"

Moxxie: "Just us."

Blitzø: "Mhm!"

Moxxie: "Without you there. Explicitly without you there."

Blitzø: "I'll wear something nice. It's a big deal after all. *hugs the two tightly* See you lovebugs later!"

He whistles on his way out as Moxxie growls in anger.

Millie: "Relax, sweetie, don't let him get to you today. Let's just go home and... clean this blood off."

Moxxie blushes, flustered. She drags her finger down from his chest and makes a seductive purring sound as they walk off holding hands. The scene cuts to Hell's version of a subway.