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S1 E5: The Harvest Moon Festival

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(WARNING: if you are a child under 18, don't read this until you hit that age!)

The scene opens up to a sunlit exterior of Aurora's mansion. A sigh of contentment is heard. Blitzø is shown lighting a cigarette on Aurora's bed and folds his arms behind his head.

Aurora: "*arms tied up* I'm sorry for having to move our little arrangement earlier than usual. I have an event I have to partake this month on the full moon."

Aurora is shown wearing a ball gag and harness, her hands tied to the headboard with rope.

Blitzø: "When this happens, it's not really something I fuss about..."

He uses the cigar to burn the rope, freeing Aurora, who takes Blitzø's cigar from him and takes a long drag of it.

Blitzø: "But, do you really need the book for this farm bullshit? I have, like, fifteen new clients waitin' for heads to roll."

Aurora: "As shocking as it may seem, Blitzy, the grimoiiiiiire is actually incredibly important. And it isn't supposed to be lent out to itty-bitty cutie Imps like yourself."

Aurora puts out the cigarette in one of Blitzø's horns and pinches his cheek before Blitzø shoves her away.

Aurora: "The Harvest Moon is a very special occasion! It's been my annual duty to showcase it in the Ring of Wrath. It's celebrated by a very charming little festival with the locals."

Blitzø pulls a feather out of his mouth in disgust.

Blitzø: "Wrath, huh? My employees are from there. I've never really been. I hear it's full of inbred chucklefucks."

Aurora: "*sits up* Oh! Why don't you all join me at the festival? I can guarantee you all..."

Aurora pulls the covers over her head before she appears near Blitzø's crotch.

Aurora: "...special access~ *chuckles*"

Blitzø: "Look, I told you, we're not bodyguards. Okay? That was a one-time thing we did badly."

Aurora stands up with the covers on her head. She does a playful owl head tilt.

Aurora: "But I'm simply offering a work-free day of fun! I know how to take care of myself at the Harvest Festival. It's the same boring thing every year. I just thought it would be fun to participate the events just this once."

Blitzø: "Well if you promise this isn't some fuck fest invite, it does sound like it could be a blast and a half. Plus, it's not like we can do jack shit without your book anyway."

Aurora: "*baby-talk voice* Aww, I'm sowwy your clients will have to wait..."

Blitzø: "*waves a dismissive hand* Oh, fuck my clients!"

Moxxie and Millie's apartment is revealed under a Robo Fizz sign. Moxxie and Millie are asleep in their bed. Moxxie's phone lights up and a Phantom of the Opera organ ringtone is heard. Moxxie taps the phone and rolls over. The phone rings again. In annoyance, Moxxie grabs the phone and sits up.

Moxxie: "What do you want, sir?"

Blitzø: "Hey, hope I didn't wake ya, Mox! How would you and Mils like to visit the Wrath Ring for some harvest bullshit this year?"

Millie sits up in excitement.

Millie: "The Harvest Moon Festival?! Yee-fuckin'-haw!"

Moxxie: "*sighs* Well, Millie likes the idea. Wait... Where are you calling from?"

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