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S1 E6: Truth Seekers

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Moxxie: "*slurred* I smell... *sniffs* colors..."

Blitzø eventually reaches a dead end. The agents waste no time in cornering him. Blitzø raises his gun, ready to fight.

Blitzø: "Back off, you tuxedo-wearing FUCKS!"

Blitzø and the agents both ready their guns and prepare for a firefight. But just as Blitzø is about to fire, Agent Two pushes a button on her gun, causing Blitzo and Moxxie to be electrocuted. Moxxie is shocked out of Blitzø's grip and Blitzø is zapped a second time from residual charge, dropping his gun and going down for the count. The agents are then seen through Blitzø's eyes.

Agent One: "*chuckles confidently* I'd like to see the suits at corporate callin' us losers now! That was pretty badass!"

Agent Two: "*cocks gun* Super badass!"

Soon enough, Blitzø passes out. Meanwhile in the I.M.P. office, Millie furiously punches the wall, tears in her eyes and making vicious demon screeches, before falling to her knees devastated.

Millie: "SHIT! Shit, shit, shit!"

Millie wails with her head and hands on the floor. Loona and Aurora stand behind her with the Grimoire in her hands, looking concerned.

Loona: "You, uh... You okay, there?"

Aurora: "What happened over there, is Blitzø ok?!"

Millie suddenly stands up, startling Loona and Aurora into dropping the Grimoire and Loona holding her hands up defensively.

Millie: "What're you doing sittin' there?! The boys are in trouble! Open it again!"

Loona: "Blitzø was using a total of zero euphemisms, innuendos, or swears. That means it was serious, which means I don't open it until-"

Consumed by rage and worry for her husband and boss, Millie grabs Loona by her shirt and yanks her down to face level.

Millie: "*furious* Open the fucking portal, now!"

Cuts to a sequence of Loona and Millie gearing up for a rescue mission. Loona zips a backpack labeled "Blitzø's Emergen-C Bag" closed, an angry Millie twirls and lifts a giant double-headed axe with the 'M' in the middle, and Loona transforms to her human form. Millie sees Aurora walking towards them with her own bag and stops her.

Millie: "Trix, you can't come with us."

Aurora: "What?"

Millie: "Look, I know that they're in trouble and they need our help. You're not physically ready for this fight."

Aurora: "But, I can help with-"

Loona: "Trixie. There's no way in Hell that you're ready for this. And *puts her hand on Aurora's shoulder* I know that you wanted to help, but there is nothing you can do. The only thing you can do is wait until we come back."

Aurora was about to object before she pauses when Loona gives her a serious look. She sighs before she slowly nods.

Millie: "We promise to call ya when we get the boys back, 'Kay?"

Aurora: "...Ok."

The portal opens again, and Millie leaps out and lands in a pose while Loona nonchalantly steps through.

Millie: "They aren't here...!"

Millie drops her axe and falls to her knees again, tears welling in her eyes. Before she can cry, Loona suddenly grabs and lifts her up, bending down to sniff the ground to track where Blitzø and Moxxie went.

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