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* [Tunner x Durple x Simon] *

"Whaaaat?" Simon reels back in shock. "Nah, there ain't no way..."

"The boy can't keep is eyes offa' ya' from time to time. I gots proof~"

"Oh yeah? Where?"

Tunner then proceeds to show Simon a few photos taken, and also refreshes his mind on moments where Durple was acting, well... off. After a realization, Simon begins to turn orange.
(Because red mixed with yellow is orange, get it?)
"O-Oh... haha... wow. I never realized all of THAT'S been happening!" He laughs nervously, scratching the back of his neck.

After a moment of silence, Simon turns to Tunner. "So what can we do? I'm dating YOU Tunner, I can't return Durple's feelings for me!"

Tunner then smirks. He had an idea....

~~

Durple finally returns with the snacks around 30 minutes later (He accidentally began daydreaming about Simon again 🙄).

He finds the two lovers talking casually of course, and he still can't help but feel slightly jealous and left out again. 'Get yourself together, Durple...' He reminds himself, placing the snacks down with the same nautral expression he always carries.

"Oh sweet! Thanks Durple!" Simon thanks him and takes a pack of gummies eagerly. Durple hums with a nod, then boredly looks out the window at the stormy sky.

Tunner then clears his throat. "So... Durple. This just a random question, but... whaddya' think about Simon here?"

Durple looks over at the sheriff raising an eyebrow. "He's pretty cool, I guess." He response with a shrug.

Tunner stays silent, just staring at Durple. This makes the dragon feel... uncomfortable in some way. He turns away awkwardly, but Tunner's eyes never leave his form.

'Why is he just looking at me like that...?'

Being under Tunner's gaze turns him from embaressed to flustered. After a moment of silence, Tunner speaks again.

"You doin' okay there, lil' dragon?"

The nickname makes Durple blush more, but he hides his liking for it behind a scowl. "I'm fine... just don't call me that. Stupid sheriff.." He mumbled under his breath.

Tunner then looks at Simon with a sly smirk, and Simon realizes what's happening. He then turns to Durple as well, and stands up. "Sooo.. you've been acting weird, Durple." Simon takes a seat beside Durple, making him blush a bit more.

"I'm... I'm fine, Simon."

"Yeah, we know THAT much. It's obvious you're fine." Simon rolls his eyes.

Durple, after a short silence, then realizes what Simon is implying and blushed more furiously. He turns to his yellow friend with a raised eyebrow. "Simon... are you flirting with me?"

"And he finally uses his brain, huh?~" Simon winked.

Durple groans as if he were annoyed, and stands up. "I'm... just gonna uh... get even more snacks. Because I'm hungry, of course! Don't get any ideas!"

He then storms off, leaving Tunner and Simon to laugh at what just happened.

"Hey, I like this plan! This is fun!" Simon grinned. Tunner nods in agreement.
"Yeah. Ya' do realize that this here is the technique I used to win YOU over, right?"

"Really?"

"Yup. And I told ya' it's fun too. What did you say in response?"

Simon thinks for a moment. "I said... 'No it isn't, it's embaressing! Now stop getting ideas!'-"

He pauses, realizing that he basically just called out his past self. With a deep sigh, Simon folds his arms. "Why is the focus in me all of a sudden?! We're the ones trying to get to Durple here!"

Tunner rolls his eyes, but complies with what Simon tells him.

When Durple returns, they go straight to watching TV, and only sometimes make advanced towards him. Of course his reactions were predictable, which made this all more funnier.

But after he's nearly had enough, Durple blurts out, "Why are you guys doing this, seriously?"

He puts a grumble in his voice again and folded his arms, but the other two knows he doesn't mean it. Simon places a hand on Durple's shoulder and leans into his ear. In a whisper, he says, "Because... we know you have a thing for us Durple."

"...Keep this up Simon, and I WILL fucking kiss you."

"Do it."

Durple wastes no time at all, and he yanks Simon by his collar to plant a few seconds long kiss on his lips. Once he pulls back, he looked more... Magenta than Purple. "Happy now?"

Simon blinks in shock, and then glances at Tunner. "Um, Durple?"

"What now?"

"You forgot about Tunner."

"What about him?"

Speaking of the sheriff, he suddenly leans forward and rests his chin on Durple's shoulder, his arms wrapping around his waist. "That means I'd like a kiss too... silly creature."

"Shut up, Tunner..." Durple growled.

"Make me."

With no other choice, Durple turns to face Tunner and kisses him as well. Once they parted, he gave Durple a smirk. "Well wouldya' look at that... ya' did have a thang for me and Simon."

"Shut up, Tunner!!"

~~

A few days after the storm passes, Tunner and Simon now include Durple in whatever they do... well, more like in ALMOST whatever they do; taking a shower together is still off limits.

Still, they show their new dragon boyfriend some love whenever they see him... to make up for leaving him out in the first half, of course!