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Chapter 2 (Z9): When the Creator Pulls Up

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The world was already upside down, and now?
Some godlike cosmic being decided to crash the party.

The sky ripped open like a Hollywood CGI effect gone too far.
Thunder clapped like the universe itself was slow clapping at this bullshit.
And descending from the heavens was...

A BEING TOO VAST TO COMPREHEND.

His eyes held galaxies.
His voice carried the weight of a thousand realities.
His aura? PURE, UNFILTERED, EXISTENTIAL DREAD.

Every single person—real, fictional, historical—froze in absolute terror.

Even Cardo Dalisay, a man who survived more explosions than an entire Fast & Furious movie, felt fear for the first time.

The cosmic entity's voice shook the very fabric of reality.

"WHO... DID THIS?"

Silence.

Nobody wanted to snitch.

Even Tanggol, who usually talked out of his ass, was just standing there like a glitching NPC.

The entity's gaze scanned the entire planet, and suddenly...

His eyes landed on one person.

YG.
YG, still holding an invisible cup of coffee, leaned back in his chair and sighed.

Void, meanwhile, was already mentally preparing a defense case.

YG slowly raised a hand.
"Yeah, uh... I might've..."
He gestured vaguely at the chaos.
"...done this."

The entity STARED.

YG stared back.

Jessica Soho was already trying to schedule an exclusive interview with the entity like this was breaking news.

"Sir, can you confirm if you are God, a higher celestial being, or an advanced alien species?"

Void whispered, "Bro, this ain't the time for press conferences."

Meanwhile, Jose Rizal was in the background, just nodding like he finally understood why he died early.

The Universe on Trial
The cosmic being sighed.
Reality glitched.
And suddenly—

BOOM.

YG, Void, Cardo, Tanggol, Jessica Soho, Vice Ganda, Jose Rizal, and even Teddy Romano all got transported to some kind of celestial courtroom.

The judge? The Cosmic Being.

The jury? A mix of historical figures, anime characters, and Filipino teleserye villains.

The prosecution? A sentient version of the PH government, represented by a very pissed-off Supreme Court.

Void whispered, "Bro, we got the Supreme Court as the prosecution? We are SO screwed."

YG cracked his knuckles. "Nah. We just gotta lawyer up."

And that's when the courtroom doors slammed open.

A shadowy figure walked in. The ultimate defense attorney.

The entire room GASPED.

"AY PUTANGINA HINDI... SIYA BA YAN?!"

It was...

ANGEL LOCSIN.

DEFENSE MODE: ACTIVATED
Angel Locsin, THE teleserye queen, the action star, the savior of the masses, adjusted her suit and walked straight up to the cosmic judge.

"Your Honor, I present my case."

She snapped her fingers—and suddenly, a PowerPoint presentation appeared in the air.

Slide 1: "Why YG and Void Didn't Actually Break the Universe (Technically)"

Slide 2: "Why Fiction and Reality Were Bound to Merge Anyway"

Slide 3: "A Brief History of Filipino Teleseryes and Why Cardo Dalisay Cannot Die"

The jury nodded in deep understanding.

Void whispered, "Bro, she might actually win this case."

YG smirked. "I knew bringing Angel was the move."

THE VERDICT
After hours of deliberation, arguments, and even a spontaneous fistfight between Cardo and Teddy, the cosmic judge finally stood up.

"I HAVE REACHED A DECISION."

The entire room held their breath.

The cosmic being raised his hand.

"THE UNIVERSE... SHALL REMAIN AS IT IS."

Gasps. Screams. Cheers.

Jessica Soho was already reporting live: "Mga kababayan, we have just witnessed the first-ever interdimensional court ruling!"

YG grinned. Void high-fived Angel Locsin.

Cardo Dalisay nodded approvingly, while Tanggol just muttered, "Tangina, di ko pa rin gets, pero sige."

And just like that...

Reality... permanently changed.

EPILOGUE: THE NEW WORLD ORDER
After the court case, life never went back to normal.

Batang Quiapo characters were now mayors, police chiefs, and barangay captains.
Jessica Soho's news segments now covered BOTH real-life crime and anime battles happening in Manila.
The Jollibee mascot became an actual political leader.
Jose Rizal started his own podcast called "WTF Happened to the Philippines?"
YG and Void? Just chilling. Watching the chaos unfold like it was premium entertainment.
And as the sun set over this brand-new reality, YG looked at Void and said:

"Wanna push it even further?"

Void smirked.

"Always."

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