The Unseen Script - (The Great Reset / Re-Set?)

SCENE 1: WHEN REALITY IS JUST A BIG-ASS PRANK

Somewhere in Los Angeles, Zach King was still staring at the fire-breathing dragon like it owed him rent. King Bach was sitting on the sidewalk, still in disbelief that his wallet was actually useful now. Logan Paul was running around, screaming about how his subscriber count was lower than a freshman's GPA.

And YG?

Chillin'.

Barney: "Bro, I gotta say... this is the most LEGENDARY prank of all time."

YG (sipping his drink): "Correction. It's not a prank. It's reality... with a little bit of spice."

Barney: "So you're telling me—"

YG: "Yup. No scripts, no cuts, no edits. Just raw, unfiltered chaos."

Just then, an airhorn blast rang through the city.

BWAHHHHHHHHH!!!

Logan Paul: "BRO, WHO THE HELL DID THAT?!"

A shadowy figure stepped forward.

It was... Supreme Patty.

Supreme Patty: "Ayo, what the hell is happening, my dudes?"

YG: "Oh, we just, uh... broke reality."

Supreme Patty: "Aight, bet. Where do I sign up?"

Barney: "Oh, this is getting GOOD."

SCENE 2: WHEN ZACH KING TRIES TO MAGIC HIS WAY OUT

Zach King finally snapped out of his post-dragon-shock.

He pulled out a deck of cards and flipped one into the air.

Zach King: "If I just... make a quick cut here...

YG: "Nah, bro. No more illusions. Only reality now."

He snapped his fingers.

Suddenly, Zach's entire magic kit turned into a stack of IRS tax forms.

Zach King: "...the f** is this?!"*

YG: "That's reality, my guy. You got taxes due. Good luck."

Barney: "Oooooh, YOU JUST GOT LEGENDARY'D!"

Zach just sat there, staring at the paperwork like he just discovered his entire career was a lie.

SCENE 3: WHEN VINES COLLIDE WITH TIKTOKERS

Just when things couldn't get worse, a portal opened up.

Out of it?

Charli D'Amelio.

Addison Rae.

Some random dude who just stares at the camera for 15 seconds with text over his head.

They all looked confused.

Charli: "Wait... where are we?"

Addison: "This isn't the For You Page..."

Random TikToker: "Am I... in a Vine?"

Before anyone could react, YG jumped in front of them, wearing sunglasses.

YG: "Nah, y'all ain't taking over THIS era. We bringing back six-second glory."

He clapped his hands, and suddenly...

ALL TIKTOK VIDEOS WERE NOW LIMITED TO SIX SECONDS.

Charli: "NOOOOOO!!!"

Addison: "HOW WILL I DANCE NOW?!"

Random TikToker: "BRO, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO STARE AT THE CAMERA FOR SIX SECONDS?!"

YG: "Easy. Just shut up and be funny. Like the good ol' days."

Barney: "DAMN, YG. You just gave them a REALITY CHECK WITH INTEREST!"

SCENE 4: NEWS ANCHORS HAVE HAD ENOUGH

Meanwhile, at CNN...

News Anchor: "Ladies and gentlemen... we have officially lost control of reality. I repeat—reality is now... unpredictable."

Suddenly, YG appeared on their live broadcast.

YG: "Yo, y'all need to relax. This is just a little update. A software patch to reality. A fun little—"

News Anchor: "SIR, YOU'VE TURNED EVERY NEWS SEGMENT INTO A MEME."

The camera panned to the weather report.

Instead of a normal forecast, it just said:

"Weather? Don't even trip. Just look outside."

YG: "See? Simplicity. Y'all been overcomplicating things for years."

News Anchor: "WHAT ABOUT THE STOCK MARKET?!"

The camera cut to the Dow Jones.

Instead of numbers, it just showed:

"Get money. Or don't. Idk, bro."

YG: "Exactly."

The news anchor fainted.

SCENE 5: WHEN EVEN VINES HAVE CONSEQUENCES

By now, reality was so broken that even YG had to admit...

Sh*t was getting out of hand.

Barney: "So, uh... what now, bro?"

YG: "I mean... we COULD fix it."

Barney: "Or..."

They both stared at each other.

Then grinned.

Barney & YG: "Nahhhhhh."

Suddenly, the sky turned into a giant 'TRY NOT TO LAUGH' challenge.

The streets became a giant obstacle course.

Vine legends were running around, colliding with TikTokers, while news anchors were trying to report actual events with zero context.

Somewhere in the madness, Logan Paul was still screaming about his subscribers. Zach King was filing taxes for the first time in his life.

And King Bach?

He was just sitting on a pile of money.

Looking absolutely lost.

King Bach: "...so I just HAVE money now?"

YG: "Yup."

King Bach: "...can I pretend to be broke again?"

YG: "Nah, my guy. You rich now. That's YOUR problem to deal with."

King Bach just sat there, staring at his bank account like it had betrayed him.

SCENE 6: THE FINAL WORDS

As reality continued to spiral into pure, unfiltered chaos...

YG turned to Barney.

YG: "So. What did we learn today?"

Barney (adjusting his suit): "That I am, as always, LEGENDARY."

YG: "Damn right."

They clinked glasses.

Barney: "Also, uh... reality might never recover from this."

YG: "Eh. Worth it."

And with that...

The world kept spinning.

Just with a lot more Vines... and a lot less logic.

TO BE CONTINUED...