The Unseen Script - (The Great Reset / Re-Set?)

SCENE 1: THE RETURN OF VINE (BUT WITH A TWIST)

It all started with an idea.

No, not a great idea. A stupid one.

YG leaned back in his chair, sipping on an overpriced latte from a coffee shop that didn't even exist five minutes ago. He glanced over at Barney, who was polishing his tie like it was the Infinity Gauntlet of Suave.

YG: "Barney."

Barney: "YG."

YG: "We've done movies. We've done TV shows. We even made news anchors question reality. But now... I think it's time to fck up something shorter. Something... quicker. Something that shaped the internet culture of an entire generation."*

Barney: "You mean..."

YG: "Yeah. It's time to bring back—"

BOOM.

A giant portal ripped open in the middle of the bar.

And out of it...

VINE.

No, not the app. The actual legendary 6-second clips. Floating mid-air like ghosts of comedy past.

SCENE 2: KING BACH'S WORST NIGHTMARE

Somewhere in another reality, King Bach was mid-recording his latest Vine.

He was in his usual setting—on a sidewalk, about to outrun responsibility like his rent depended on it.

King Bach: "When you got no money, but you still tryna act rich—"

Just as he was about to pull out a fake credit card, YG materialized next to him.

YG: "Nah, fam. Not today."

King Bach: "Huh? Who the hell—"

BOOM.

Suddenly, his wallet was full of ACTUAL CASH.

King Bach: "WHAT THE FU—"

His Vine cut off.

No punchline. No broke-man struggle. Just instant success.

YG: "I just fixed your financial problems. You're welcome."

King Bach: "Bro, that's NOT how Vines work!"

YG: "Exactly. You welcome."

King Bach: "Bro. BRO!"

But it was too late. The internet had already moved on.

SCENE 3: ZACH KING GETS OUTMAGICED

Meanwhile, Zach King was doing his thing.

You know, the usual—turning bananas into helicopters or walking through walls like physics don't exist.

His camera crew was locked in. The magic was about to happen.

Zach King: "And with just a simple cut—POOF—"

YG appeared out of nowhere.

YG: "Nah, I got a better one."

He snapped his fingers.

BOOM.

Zach King was now holding a live, fire-breathing dragon.

Zach King: "WHAT THE—"

The dragon spat a fireball straight at his green screen.

His entire production team screamed.

Zach King: "Bro, I do illusions, not actual sorcery!"

YG: "And that's why I made it better. Next time, don't fake it. Just do it."

Zach King: "That's NOT how special effects work!"

YG: "Bro. Who needs special effects when reality is broken?"

SCENE 4: LOGAN PAUL GETS HUMBLE-IZED

Somewhere else, Logan Paul was vlogging like his life depended on it.

Logan Paul: "AYOOO, what's poppin', LOGANG?! Today, we about to do the most INSANE challenge ever—"

YG appeared.

YG: "Nope."

He snapped his fingers.

BOOM.

Suddenly, Logan's YouTube subscriber count dropped to zero.

Logan Paul: "...wait, WHAT?!"

YG: "Time for a social reset, my guy."

Logan Paul: "BRO, WHAT DID YOU DO?!"

YG: "Gave you a reality check."

Barney (popping into frame): "Lesson number one of the internet: Humility is LEGEN—"

YG & Barney: "—DARY."

SCENE 5: THE FINAL CHAOS

At this point, reality was held together by duct tape and vibes.

Vines were being hijacked left and right.

That kid who said "Look at all those chickens"? He was now surrounded by actual, live chickens.
"Road work ahead?" Yeah, uh, it definitely does. Because YG literally made a construction site appear out of nowhere.
The "Why you always lyin'" guy? He was now in a courtroom under oath. No escape.
That "What are thooose?" meme? The person he roasted? Was now wearing limited edition Jordans. Checkmate.
Even the news channels were reporting it in real-time.

News Anchor: "Breaking news: Vine has been revived, but it has been taken hostage by a man in a legendary suit. Reality is now... a giant comedy sketch."

YG took a sip of his drink.

YG: "Damn right it is."

The camera cut to black.

TO BE CONTINUED...