The Unseen Script - (The Great Reset / Re-Set?)

SCENE 1: THE SPEED FORCE? NAH, THE FUN FORCE.

Barney and YG were still standing atop the multiversal skyscraper, suits crisp as hell, looking like two gods of comedy and chaos.

Barney: "Alright, YG, we had our fun. But if you're really about this life... it's time to take it up a notch."

YG: "Say less. Who we fcking with next?"*

Before Barney could answer, a blinding red lightning bolt shot past them.

BOOOOOOOOOM.

A breach in the multiverse tore open.

And from it—

Barry Allen, The Flash, came sprinting in, panting like he just ran from his responsibilities.

SCENE 2: WHEN A SPEEDSTER GETS SPEED BLOCKED

Barry stopped right in front of them.

Barry: "Who the hell are you two? And why do you feel... so out of place?"

YG: "Bro, you literally run through time like a drunk driver on the freeway, and WE'RE the ones out of place?"

Barry squinted. "Wait... are you guys metahumans?"

Barney: "Nah, bro. We're just built different."

Barry: "Okay, whatever. I don't have time for this. There's a temporal crisis happening, and I need to—"

YG: "Hold up."

Barry tried to run.

YG snapped his fingers.

Barry TRIPPED MID-SPEED.

He faceplanted into a wall.

Barry: "What the—? My speed—?!"

YG smirked. "Yeah, see... that's the thing. You ain't faster than plot armor, my guy."

SCENE 3: YG vs. THE SPEED FORCE

Barry got up, looking shook.

Barry: "That's impossible. No one can stop me when I'm running."

YG: "You ever hear of 'main character privileges'?"

Barry: "That's not real."

YG: "You literally erase people from existence every time you get emotional. And you telling me plot armor ain't real?"

Barry blinked. "Okay, fair point."

Barney clapped his hands together. "Alright, Barry. We're giving you a chance to redeem yourself. One challenge. You win, you keep your speed. You lose? We taking your show off air. Forever."

Barry: "Fine. What's the challenge?"

SCENE 4: THE RUNNING MAN CONTEST

Barney pulled out a golden stopwatch.

Barney: "You versus YG. First one to finish five insane obstacles wins."

Barry nodded. "Easy."

YG smirked. "I don't even need to run, bro."

Obstacle 1: The 'Get Iris To Stop Talking' Challenge
Barry: "Oh, come on."

**Iris West appeared out of nowhere, delivering one of her infamous 5-minute motivational speeches about destiny.

Barry was forced to listen.

YG? Already crossed the finish line, sipping a drink.

Barney: "Damn. YG wins round one."

Obstacle 2: The 'Reverse-Flash No Context Laugh' Challenge
Eobard Thawne appeared.

And just started laughing.

Barry stopped. "Bruh, what's so funny?"

Eobard kept laughing. "You wouldn't understand, Barry."

Barry got mentally destroyed.

Meanwhile, YG just kept walking.

YG: "Man, shut yo goofy ass up."

Eobard instantly shut up.

YG wins round two.

Obstacle 3: The 'Cisco Nickname Generator' Round
Cisco Ramon appeared, ready to drop a new superhero nickname.

Cisco: "Alright, Barry, I got it. Your new name is..."

YG: "Nah. We calling him The Stumbler."

Cisco froze.

Cisco: "Damn... that's actually kinda hard."

Barry looked betrayed. "Cisco, what the hell, man?"

YG wins round three.

Obstacle 4: The 'Fix The Timeline Without Screwing Up' Challenge
Barry immediately lost.

Like, instantly.

YG didn't even move. Barry just L-ed himself.

Obstacle 5: The Final Round – The Suit Up Finale
Barry, beaten and broken, stood in defeat.

Barney: "You know what this means, Barry."

Barry sighed. "I have to... suit up."

YG snapped his fingers.

Barry's red speed suit disappeared.

Instead, he was wearing—

A gold-threaded, Italian-made, diamond-encrusted tuxedo.

With emerald lightning cufflinks.

Barry looked at himself. "Damn... I look good."

Barney nodded. "See? You weren't the fastest man alive... but now? You the classiest man alive."

SCENE 5: THE AFTERMATH

Barry, Barney, and YG stood at the top of STAR Labs, staring at the skyline.

Barry: "So... what happens now?"

YG: "Simple. We keep interrupting sht."*

Barry: "And what if the multiverse collapses?"

Barney and YG in unison: "Legend— wait for it— dary."

TO BE CONTINUED... IN THE NEXT CHAOTIC INTERRUPTION.