Dandy's World x Reader (Can't say I didn't try)

"HC of Connie with a emotionless Reader

It like this the silly ghost girl and her emotionless cold boyfriend [he probrably almost killed someone]"

Cross posted from tumblr.

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"Don't mess with him, he can pop an eye out!"

You never really seemed to flinch at anything. This can range from when Gardenview was open and kids attempted to scare you, or when Twisteds were chasing or popped up out of nowhere, you never even so much as took a small gasp in shock.

It intrigued Connie, knowing that someone being so fearless or emotionless; it gave her a new kind of mission. To scare you!

Of course, you never even so much as glanced in her general direction whenever she tried. It probably unnerved her to some extent to when you didn't really have much of a reaction to anything.

Something happy happened? Dead stare in that general direction. Something sad happened? Not even a tear.

She'll be melodramatic about it, saying how "You never have a reaction to anything. It's boring!" But you shrug it off.

She won't notice the little smile on your face when she has those melodramatic moments...

Of course, she'll want you to join in on whatever she's doing. Whatever she's doing, like scaring other Toons or doing some slight mischief. She enjoys spending time with you, even if you don't seem to have a reaction to it.

She kind of secretly stalks you, just to see what you do whenever she isn't around. When she finds you just literally doing nothing, hanging around the Gardenview tree just doing nothing but sitting around, she'll be sort of disappointed, someone as cold and apathetic as you doesn't even do-

"Connie, I know you're there."

You don't really fall for any of her tricks that she might try to play on you, much to her dismay. Whenever she tries to suddenly throw something like a banana in front of your feet, you immediately stop before falling for it.

Sometimes you intentionally fall for it, just to see her smile.

She occasionally hugs you from behind, using her invisibility to her advantage. You don't really have a reaction to it, just raising an eyebrow when she gives a toothy smile when hugging. "Did I getcha?" No, no she didn't.

She shows obvious affection and fondness towards you. Other Toons don't really see a point in it, because with how emotionless you are about everything, they really don't think Connie has a chance with you. (Not that they'd say it out loud.) So imagine their surprise when they figure out they you two are actually together, dating and all of that fun stuff.

Congrats, you have a ghastly girlfriend. Nothing really changes much, you two do the same things you did before you were dating. Except this time, you two are ramping up the trickery and scaring on other Toons.

You care about her more than you would really ever admit. You love her more than you'd ever admit. It's hard expressing that because of how long you haven't felt anything. But you'll give it your best shot, for her.