Dandy's World x Reader (Can't say I didn't try)

Authors Notes: You know how Dandy usually has a snarky ass comment whenever you buy a Toon? Well, this is whenever you buy yourself like you would in-game. Just a random stupid thing I came up with. 

For the record, it's Dandy talking about your relationship with the toon you wished to be shipped with then whatever description you'd like. Or not, whatever you'd like. 

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Buying YOU while shipped with other characters!

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Astro:

"Oh, them...! They seem really happy around their friend!"

Boxten:

"Them and Boxten are really comfortable around each other! They really seem to enjoy each others company a lot!"

Brightney:

"They really seem to keep Brightney from overworking herself. How noble!"

Connie:

"Don't... Don't leave those two together alone for more than five minutes."

Cosmo:

"Them and Cosmo are really sweet to each other! Both figuratively and literally, hehe..."

Dandy:

(Ignoring he might refuse your sale to anyone at all)

"That's my best pal! Don't you dare get them hurt." 

Flutter:

"Fly high! Hehe..."

Finn:

"Ah, two fish in the same pond, those two! Fish puns galore, haha..."

Gigi:

"I'm pretty sure Gigi has... 'Borrowed' a few things from them."

Goob:

"Them and Goob are really close! Probably because Goob hugs them all the time, hehe!"

Glisten:

"They're really... Encouraging of Glisten!"

Looey:

"Although not officially part of the circus troupe, they might as well be!"

-Skipping Pebble-

Poppy:

"Haha, loud ones those two! And helpful too!"

R&D:

"Razzle and Dazzle has really helped them out with plays! Quite they actor, they are!"

Rodger:

"Those two really are... inquisitive together! (One more than the other...)"

Scraps:

"Them and Scraps really love their arts and crafts together!"

Shelly:

"They've really taken in interest into dinosaurs... No idea why!"

Sprout:

"Ah. Them and Sprout... Well, at least they're happy together!"

Shrimpo:

"Oh, how I pity them."

Teagen:

"Those two really throw the best tea parties!"

Tisha:

"They really help out Tisha with their work! I really respect them for it, honestly."

-Skipping Toodles-

Vee:

"They are really fond of Vee's gameshow! And Vee really seems to enjoy their company... Isn't that nice?"