I'm Not A Simp.

If theirs one thing I missed about being human then it was the dreams, before you would go to bed and have the most bizarre dream your brain was thinking of now you powered off and powered back on without realizing that several hours passed.

 It's like even though your body hasn't moved for a long time your mind is just always on without realizing it so I never feel truly rested. I admit that's a rather poor example.

I looked out the window and saw daybreak I always woke up before cameraman #212 would wake up since he would pick on me. I was always an easy target for him since he was directly in front of me and I had a really stupid title.

 I wished he earned title like Mean cameraman or Lame cameraman, although those are rather stupid and childish, but since I'm the only one he picks on and since everyone does too, he never earned that title which especially sucks for me.

I got down and went towards my designated locker I'm honestly thankful that the alliance has upgraded their locker security as the idea of a parasite toilet using the locker as a waiting ground to pounce on a cameraman was so scary to them they made sure that it couldn't be opened by force and only the designated user could open it. 

The only that scared me more than that was cameraman #212 pulling one of his 'hilarious' pranks on me. But that fear is gone since the lockers were upgraded.

Inside my locker there was my iconic brown suit and my purple and yellow tie. In the shoe holder above them was a photo of me, Plunger, and Lucky and beside it was my Tv women photo I hesitantly reached for it and quickly hid it inside my coat pocket, hoping no one saw it.

For security reasons they would never unlock the boys sleeping quarters until the designated time to leave the room was announced, I was always the first one out, however because of the tension evolving around Titan speakerman a certain somebody decided to leave a good impression for today and who better than cameraman #212.

He looked at me and I could just tell he was smirking 'what are you doing up so early Simp?' He signed 'nothing, just waiting for the doors to unlock to continue my day.' I signed back 'really, if I didn't know any better I could swear that you would be taking an eyeful to that photo of TV women.' 

He put his hand to his stomach to signal that he was laughing internally. This guy always knew what to say to piss me off I could only imagine the things he would say if we actually had voice boxes. 'Well, sorry to disappoint.' I signed back at him before turning to face the door.

I could tell he didn't like me ignoring him so he got down from his bunk and went up to me so he could force me to look at him. 'You don't get to look away at me.' He signed 'you are nothing more than trash used for my amusement. In fact you should be thanking me for giving you the grace of a future hero!' 

He signed clumsily obviously noticing that he was angry. 'Some hero.' I signed back. At that point he shoved against the wall he obviously wanted to say some nasty things but keeping me pinned and signing would be extremely difficult so he let me go and signed 'watch your place.' 

Finally the doors opened and I walked out cameraman #212 was still putting on his blue and rich, outfit for some reason the alliance gave him special privileges perhaps that's where he got his ego from. Since he was changing and had to wait for his friends I should have enough time to replace my oil before he finds me and does something to it. 

I went to the cafeteria, it was fairly big place but you could tell it was old given the abuse of the walls, as usual I was the only one their so I was the first to get my oil, I was handed my small can of oil and quickly made my to a bench to digest it. As I was sitting down and replenishing my oil reserve I saw cameraman #789, he was in a different sleeping quarters than me, he had on a wrinkled red outfit with his clothes untucked and his black tie loosely hanging around his neck.