I'm Not A Simp.

A Dance For Two.

A bright yellow ember that could pierce the sky swallowed the room up, and through it an immense heat that filled up the room in a furious smoke. I felt like I was suffocating, I couldn't see anything I had to completely rely on the feelings of touch and sound.

I heard loud noises all around and lasers going off that would slightly illuminate the room before the darkness settled back in. I didn't waste this time and slowly started getting up, Squeakerman grabbed onto my shoulder to help himself up to. 

I started walking in any direction, with Squeakerman holding on, I had no clear indication on where I was going. The smoke was starting to clog my systems, it shouldn't be this quick but because of the density of the smoke it became faster than normal. 

Eventually my foot hit something and since I couldn't see what it was I started tapping the thing with my foot. A metallic covering, a squishy yet hard oval on the top, and a strange jagged bump in the middle between the two.  It was a Toilet and it appeared to have snapped its neck on the way down, good news for me since I was getting closer to a wall but it could also mean that their were Toilets who were more lucky and survived the fall.

I strolled past the Toilet, freezing up a few times as the smoke settled in, but I continued with my steps. My legs would stop every so often and Squeakerman would bump into my shoulder, but I persisted there had to be a door on the wall but where it would be I have no idea. 

Then my hand touched a hard metallic coating I started feeling it to make sure it wasn't a Toilet, it wasn't, I found the wall I needed and I slowly started following it in case it took me to a door until I suddenly stopped moving.

Damnit I was frozen, no matter how much pressure I put on my core it wouldn't budge. My system had completely soft locked itself, I didn't know where I was looking and I didn't know what would happen next. I could only wait and hope for the best, until a voice pierced through the smoke, "ENOUGH!" It was the Scientist Toilet, what was going on, what was he doing?

Suddenly a loud explosion ruptured through the room, I heard loud noises going off all around me and I couldn't help but wonder what was going on. Then a calming warmth touched the top of my camera head, I looked up and saw the sun. 

Did the Scientist Toilet just blow up the roof? As the smoke left the room I could see a little more clearly, a few feet from me was a Toilet struggling to get up. I continued to look around for my team, Crook cameraman was still laying down. Camerawomen #211 and her brother #212 were holding each other next to our squad leader, #789 was sitting down on a nearby wall seemingly frozen just like me and I had no idea where #403 went.

I then tried finding Plunger and Lucky. Lucky was an easy find since he was down on the floor holding himself in a ball, and that dark speakerman was seemingly trapped by the debris as it surrounded him, and Plunger... oh damn.

Some of the debris had hit him right in the legs, completely immobilizing him just like the last time I saw him. I tried to move to get the debris off of him but I still couldn't, I could feel something though. My legs were giving off this strange hissing noice that usually comes from our coolers, what are they doing?

I didn't have time to think on that as I was interrupted by the same voice. "I come here to be entertained and instead I find myself being baked in a barbecue!" He was mad.

"A shame I never got what I wanted but oh well, how about we call this a draw." He started flying away, monologuing about something. He never got the chance to finish what he was saying as something hit him and he was sent tumbling down to the ground.

I looked up to see who had hit him, and I saw an angel, it was TV woman!  She elegantly dropped down getting ready to fight, I couldn't be happier upon seeing her. She got me through the toughest days in the prison and here she was here again to save me! Well not me, but everyone here but I'm apart of that everyone!