My Lucky Day ( A Before You Exit / Toby Mcdonough Fanfiction )

 " She what ?! " They all yelled in unison causing the lady at the front to glare at us hatefully. 

" We aren't being half as loud as that kid who's been screaming for the past hour and you didn't glare at him so you can take that snooty little nose of yours and- "  I started saying but suddenly felt a hand cover my mouth. I licked the persons hand and they squealed. 

" Kahlil what was all that about ? " Connor asked as I turned back to face them and notice Toby wiping his hand on his pants leg. 

" Well Dear Conrad I was just kindly explaining to the rude woman glaring daggers at us ,that she should stop being such a kiss up and learn how to tell parents to shut their bratty children up. " I explained like it was the most normal thing ever. 

" Oh no. In my absence she's becoming fill in Kristy. " Kristy said wide eyed and the boys got that much more confused.

Man, boys can be so dumb sometimes... Wait did I just think that ? Crap I am turning into backup Kristy...

" You see me and my associate over there have this thing. She's usually the more serious but not too much so, random, funny, slightly crazy, level headed one. Whilst I am normally the crazy but funny, unpredictable, quirky, not so level headed one who's normally annoyingly happy. However whenever something for example, oh I don't know my mom being a total witch and not letting me stay with you guys ,throws me into a funk the roles manage to swap. " She explained in a duh tone. 

" Doesn't stuff like that happen on your home planet ? " I asked as if I didn't just potentially insult them. 

" Oh I like this. " Connor said. 

" So you like Kristy being upset and Kahlil acting like she just has some sassy flakes ? " Riley asked hugging Kristy tightly to his side but she didn't seem to mind. 

" Well no not all of it. But you have to admit it is pretty funny to see Kahlil like this. " Connor gushed.

" Yeah it sorta is. I like this side of her. It's different. " Toby said. 

When he says that I feel a sharp pain in my chest. Oh no my heart ! It must be unfreezing. Nooooo ! Hahaha ! Just kidding but seriously why did it feel like I got stabbed with a fork when he said he liked this new side to me ? It's not like I care what he thinks or any- Okay not even I am buying this shit. Of course I care that he likes this different side better ! 

" Don't get used to it James. You too Patrick. " I said doing that weird headbob thing that guys do. 

" Oh so I'm Patrick now huh ? " Connor asked challengingly. 

" Yes. Yes you are. And he's- " 

" Bond. James Bond. " Toby cut me off and even Kristy started laughing at that. 

" Well then Mr. Bond, we best be off to devise a plan to stop Kristy's evil mother from breaking up the whole Romeo and Juliet remix going on here. " I said lacing my arm through his as everyone started laughing. I got up and dragged him with me and they all stopped laughing and seemed rather confused. 

Psh ! These people think I'm kidding. Not today ! This is some serious shit happening right here ! My best friend ain't going anywhere if I can help it. And Tob- Uh I mean James here just signed himself up claiming that he was a british spy. Teach him to impersonate famous british spys with the intellect of that owl from Winnie the Pooh ! That thing was freaking smart for being a kids cartoon character ! Or maybe the others were just dumb. I don't know, I wasn't in the creator guys head !

 I ran through the lobby and to the elevator dragging James here along with me as people stared at me like I was some sort of tourists attraction. Psh these people need to get themselves a life and stop stalking teenage girls.