message // sidemen + minizerk ff

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user littleminter is now unblocked and can see your profile.

• littleminter: for fucks sake would you take two seconds to talk to me?

• whoisjosh: I'm upset at you and I don't even know who you are

• littleminter: look i'm sorry for misgendering you if that's what you're on about. i had no idea. i don't know anything about this gender and sexuality thing that's going on

• whoisjosh: I'll consider your apology. and maybe I'll teach you about those types of things

• littleminter: so you saying you'll teach me is you saying you'll stay around and talk to me?

• whoisjosh: mmm maybe

• littleminter: teach away

• whoisjosh: haha not today honey :P maybe another day

• littleminter: calling me honey eh? you moving fast my friend ;)

• whoisjosh: shut your mouth before I block you again

• littleminter: yo calm down i'm joking

• whoisjosh: we'll see

• littleminter: okay. so please tell me about yourself. your instagram says nothing about you.

• whoisjosh: you're creepy

• littleminter: how? i'll tell you that i'm from the same city as you. i swear i'm not a 40 year old pedophile trying to find you and use you. 

• whoisjosh: makes it even creepier that you know where I'm from and saying you're not a pedophile makes me assume you are.

• littleminter: i'm not going to jump you or hunt you down okay?
• littleminter: i'll go first if you want me to

• whoisjosh: ok go for it

• littleminter: well my actual name is simon. people call me all sorts of things but i prefer si if you're going to nickname me. i'm a male. and i'm from the same city as you as you already know

• whoisjosh: i'll never nickname you that's just weird...
• whoisjosh: sexuality? do you know yours?

• littleminter: i think i like girls.

• whoisjosh: mhm how unfortunate

• littleminter: what?

• whoisjosh: nothing!! :)
• whoisjosh: my turn?
• whoisjosh: well there's nothing interesting about me except that I'm agender and pan.

• littleminter: pan? you're a frying pan? of you're attracted to pans what does that mean haha

• whoisjosh: I'll tell you about it one day. you're absolutely clueless

• littleminter: sure but what's your preferred name though

• whoisjosh: I don't have one

• littleminter: you what mate?
• littleminter: why do you have josh in your username then?

• whoisjosh: because I'm asking myself the question.
• whoisjosh: who really is josh.

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