Not capitalizing 'I's is the most off-putting aspect of any book!
抖阴社区rs, grammar rule #1 (usually taught in kindergarten): When using I as a personal pronoun, said I must be capitalized.
Please don't forget this!
For example,
Hi! My name is xyz. i am a really fun person to be around and i love the English language with all my heart! i thought i would write a book to show how much i love literature, even though i am absolutely bloody shit at the one basic grammar rule i was taught in kindergarten! Please give my book a chance and i will be really grateful to you! If you're reading this absolute piece of bloody shit right now, i love you!
How many of you bashed your heads against the wall and tried to stab your phone/laptop/whatever with a machete?
P.S. How come people who do this don't have autocorrect?
'Cause maybe it withered up and died.

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What Not To Do!
RandomWays to make sure I (and hopefully most other educated individuals), won't chuck their device at the nearest wall in rage while reading your book.