And they all lived happily ever after.
Well, sometimes they don't, idiot!
Not everyone gets a creepily happy ending that just oozes poetic quotes and sappy love.
Just no.
Why is it always happily ever after? Are you afraid of the other option? Just because you don't know what else to do?
Sometimes the protagonist dies. Sometimes the couple that's "just meant to be" splits up because of some reason. Sometimes the protagonist is just a freaking jerk. Sometimes the bitch/bastard comes out the winner. Sometimes, my loves, it's just not fair.
But not on 抖阴社区! Oh, hell no!
This should be a commercial.
Welcome to 抖阴社区, where it's all rainbows and unicorns and puppies and kittens. 抖阴社区, where happiness is the only damn feeling you can fucking feel! 抖阴社区, where all you have to do to get a happy ending is get in a fucking line and it will be handed to you. No questions asked. Whether or not you deserve it. We're unbiased like that!
Oh, hell, that was intense. It feels weird and good at the same time.*
Anyway, my advice:
KILL 'EM ALL! 💀
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Just kidding!
Okay, in all honesty, make sure the readers expect the unexpected. Make some weird shit up, so that they never know what hit them.
Or not.
Your choice.
Totally.
😶
* Anybody remember Phil and Claire on that one?
Love,
still_awesome.
YOU ARE READING
What Not To Do!
RandomWays to make sure I (and hopefully most other educated individuals), won't chuck their device at the nearest wall in rage while reading your book.
