Alone

The sun gracefully shines through the bedroom window. I yawned as I slowly rise up and leaned on the wall. Saturday morning. The beginning of the weekend. I rolled out of bed to take a shower. I stripped my body of my clothes and stepped inside the bath tub. I turned on the pipe and the water sprung out of the pipe wetting my body.

Oh fudge! The water is cold!

I screamed and dashed out of the tub almost tripping over the tub. I quickly turned around to look for a towel but didn't find any. I was beginning to shiver. My body was flooded with goosebumps.

How am I suppose to enjoy it here if there's no water heater?! I watched the water sprung out of the pipe. I need to bathe!

Call me nasty, but seriously who bathes in cold water?! Don't even think of Justin Bieber's song about I'll jump right over into cold cold water for you. Not me. I'm not a fan of cold water.

As if the water was some enemy I tip toed silently to the bath tub covering my body with my hands. I turned on a different pipe and the water got warm.

"Really?!" I shouted.

I shook my head and entered the tub.

***

"Good morning precious. How are you on this fine morning?" Aunt Kay asked grinning from ear to ear while placing breakfast on the dining table which was made of glass.

"I'm great and someone looks really happy this morning."  I said returning her grin.

"Oh me?" She asked gesturing to herself, still grinning gracefully.

"Who else is in this room?"  I played along as I drank a bottle of orange juice that was laying on the table.

She laughed, "Oh I just had some fun with my husband. You know a little morning sex can do you good my dear."

I choked on my juice. I was beyond surprise. "Oh my God!" I shrieked. "I am not going to have this conversation with you."

I placed the remaining orange juice in the refrigerator and was about to make my way out of the kitchen when she said, "Oh my! You have never had morning sex?"

"Oh my God!"  I screamed covering my ears.

Is this a grown woman?!

I looked at her laughing image. She was rolling on the floor dying with laughter. She's such a child. Seriously I don't get the joke.

"Kandy, why are you on the floor?" Aunt Lyn asked entering the kitchen.

Thank God she's here! Now she can tell Aunt Kandy that I'm not supposed to be involved in sex although I am. Aunt Lyn has always warned me not to have sex and had always told me about sexual transmitted diseases and blah blah rah! Now she can get Aunt Kandy to shut up!

"Olivia has never had morning sex!" Aunt Kandy roared as she  laughed harder this time.

Aunt Lyn turned to me slowly. Confusion written on her face as if she was saying, "And the joke is?" But that wasn't what her face was saying. I got it all wrong.

"Oh my God! YOU HAVE NEVER HAD MORNING SEX?!" She  yelled on the top of her voice. She landed on the floor alongside Aunt Kandy both combining their heavy laughter.

My eyes popped out of my head. My jaw dropped and I swear it fell through the floor. To say I was shocked would've been an understatement.

"Who are you and what have you done with my auntie?!" I screamed.

They began laughing harder at this. Oh My God!

I shook my head in embarrassment as I ran out of the kitchen. I collapsed into a laughing George.

"I'm so sor-" I began but he cut me off.

"You have never had morning sex?!" He shouted laughing really really hard and banging his fist on the wall in amusement.

"Oh my God! What is wrong with this family?!"  I screamed running to the balcony.

Roars of laughter could be heard throughout the ENTIRE house. What an annoying morning!