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Chapter 62- The Trouble With Elephants

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Inspirational quote: Anyone who has ever made anything that is of importance was disciplined.

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Kieran just couldn't stop gazing at Dr Kozak half cholerically as Dr Kozak was really quickly driving his car.

Realising that Dr Kozak was being stared at monstrously via Kieran, Dr Kozak stared at him back, then frowned as he fixed his eyes on the road again.

"Kieran, may I ask, why are you staring at me like that?"

Kieran didn't reply. Unlike before, he had been sent to the back of the car when he was at the front- this was because apparently one had to be eighteen or over to sit at the front when really the age to sit at the front was like, twelve.

"Your grandma, Dr Kozak? Seriously? If I was caught talking to my grandma like that, I'd probably be dead the second after."

Dr Kozak rolled his eyes as he kind of steered the wheel of his car really swiftly to the left, almost ending up in a car crash at nearly two o'clock in the morning.

"Yes. That was my grandmother, aka Agent Mordecai's wife. Agent Mordecai was my grandfather, Kieran, but unlike us two, me and my grandmother do not get along!"

And as he said the words do not get along, Dr Kozak kept on repetitively pressing the honk of his car due to the haywire amount of traffic that was currently going on outside.

"But what were you two arguing about that you had to go off on a wild tangent and swear at her in Swahili a million times?"

Dr Kozak didn't say anything, just put a toothpick in his mouth, muttering the words none of your business to Kieran.

Then Dr Kozak looked at him again.

"Crud. You're giving me that stare as if I'm crazy again. I hate that. And I wasn't swearing in Swahili, I was putting a curse and a spell on her that she'd die, end up in hell, and hopefully no one would come to her funeral in Italy."

What the hell? That was even worse than wanting her to die, and swearing in general. Kieran didn't really say anything. He felt claustrophobic here at the back of the car where a heavily sleeping Esperanza was taking up majority of the space.

"And to your other question, we were arguing because my grandmother thinks that I'm a 'bad person ' and a 'bad influence on other people'."

Because you are, Kieran thought, and totally forgetting that Dr Kozak could totally read his mind, kind of stopped thinking rude things about Dr Kozak, who by now was mad, so mad that he kind of threw his toothpick at Kieran.

"You speak really fluent Swahili by the way, kind of jealous," Kieran admitted.

Dr Kozak smiled before whispering 'thanks, learnt it myself when I was your age' then became mad again because since the time he had pressed his honk till now, the car hadn't actually moved one bit!

"Oh, for goodness sake!" Dr Kozak groaned, continuously pressing the honk although it wasn't really helping him or Kieran or a sleeping Esperanza in any way possible whatsoever.

Soon after, Dr Kozak secretly noticed that people were now leaving their cars and running away.

"What in tarnation is going on?!" He screamed to Kieran, who genuinely had no clue so just shrugged his shoulders in return as an answer.

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