Secret Agent, Counterspy (?????????) | Rewritten From Chapter 51+

Chapter 81- You Have A Brain, Use It. Ring The Doorbell Before I Lose It

"Who are you guys? Sometime today would be nice, you know.."

"We're really important," Kieran lied, in a posh American accent. "We're Donald Trump and Theresa May."

Esperanza did a massive face palm, as the person voicing the doorbell, just scanned them, not saying anything.

"Hmmm... Let me check."

Access denied.

"Access denied?" Kieran and Esperanza repeated, almost simultaneously. "What does that mean?"

"It means that you guys aren't Donald Trump and Theresa May and also you guys aren't allowed to come inside!"

"We are Donald Trump and Theresa May."

"Really?" The voice answered back very sarcastically. "You guys look a little young to be Donald and Theresa."

"We're... Their kids!" Kieran filled in quickly, before something bad had happened to them.

"Their kids? What are your names?"

Kieran had no idea.

What the flip were Donald and Theresa's kids called?!

Did they even have any in the first place?

Kieran and Esperanza were doomed.

He asked this to Esperanza, who just hollered back 'hey! You got yourself in this trouble, you get yourself out of it. I'm not helping you whatsoever' making Kieran groan internally before turning back to the doorbell again.

"Uhm... Pineapple and Watermelon?"

"Pineapple and Watermelon ? Who would name their kids Pineapple and Watermelon?"

Esperanza did another face palm, turning to the doorbell.

"Excuse me... May I talk to Kieran privately for a minute, please?" She asked the doorbell, twisting Kieran's hand and taking him away to some place far away.

But not that far.

"Kieran! Give it up! Just tell the doorbell our real names! You idiot!"

Kieran muttered fine as they went back inside, the voice of the doorbell not saying anything.

"Well, you guys took forever."

"We have a confession to make," Kieran admitted. "We're not really Donald and Theresa. Or their kids."

Doorbell: *really sarcastically once again* Oh really? Who would have thought?

Kieran: *shouting at the doorbell, absolutely enraged* Stop with the sarcasm!

Doorbell: Don't tell me what to do.

No one said anything, or replied.

Doorbell: But in all seriousness. What are your real names?

Esperanza: Esperanza and Kieran.

Doorbell: *sounds as delighted as ever* Esperanza and Kieran ! What beautiful names! And I'm not being sarcastic.

Esperanza and Kieran grinned.

Too bad that their happiness didn't last for that long though, sadly.