Secret Agent, Counterspy (?????????) | Rewritten From Chapter 51+

Chapter 81- You Have A Brain, Use It. Ring The Doorbell Before I Lose It

The doorbell scanned them, where, once again, it said, really deafeningly for the whole world to hear, access denied.

Doorbell: Hang on. Esperanza Garcia and Kieran Harper? You guys work for Dr Kozak, don't you?

Esperanza: Uh...

Kieran: *is lying helplessly* Who's Dr Kozak? We don't know him.

Doorbell: *annoyed* Yes you do! Dr Kozak sent you guys here to get the trophy back from Diana Valentine aka my mother.

Kieran: That doesn't necessarily mean that you can't let us in.

Doorbell: Read that message over there.

Kieran: *is desperately looking for the message* Where?

Doorbell: Where do you think Kieran? The sign is on your right.

Kieran read it, Esperanza asking him what it said, where Kieran read it out loud:

If you work for Dr Kozak, or if you are related to Dr Kozak or if you are Dr Kozak yourself, then you can't come inside!

-Strictly, Diana Valentine.

Esperanza: You've got to be kidding me.

Kieran: *ignores Esperanza's statement and turns to the doorbell* Yeah, uhm, we don't know who Dr Kozak is.

Doorbell: Want me to prove you guys wrong? Let's have a quiz on Dr Kozak why don't we? Kieran, you answer.

Esperanza: *to herself mainly, even though everyone can hear her* You're making a huge mistake, doorbell.

Doorbell: *also ignores Esperanza. Says this to Kieran* Okay. First question. What is Dr Kozak's first name?

Demetrius...

Kieran: Cucumber.

Esperanza burst out laughing to herself.

Doorbell: Cucumber?! So you're telling me his name is Cucumber Kozak?

Kieran: Yeah.

Doorbell: Okay... Second question. When is Dr Kozak's birthday?

June 20th, 1981...

Kieran: 103rd of July, 1786.

Doorbell: Kid.. He's alive. And 103rd July? Seriously?

Kieran: Told you I don't know him.

Doorbell: How old is Dr Kozak? As of today?

Thirty five...

Kieran: One thousand and sixty two.

Which made no sense actually, as his age and today's date didn't correlate.

But oh well. No explanations needed, haha.

Esperanza burst out laughing once again.

Okay so maybe it wasn't a mistake to pick Kieran instead of her to answer the questions.

The 22 year old man voicing the doorbell sort of laughed along with Esperanza as well.

Doorbell: Last question. What is Dr Kozak allergic to?

Raspberries....

Kieran: Ugliness. *turns to Esperanza* That's why everytime Dr Kozak sees Esperanza he gets an allergic reaction and wants to throw up.

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Moral of chapter: Kieran can be a life saver sometimes.