Me: And our third ship is....Drumroll please...Fremione. Also known as Fred and Hermione.
Draco: Why the bloody hell are there so many ships with Hermione?!
Me: Because Hermione is everywhere
Draco: And what exactly is that supposed to mean?
Ginny: That Hermione is better than you.
Me: Hah so true.
George: To be honest, we think all girls are better that our dear brother here.
Ron: Do some people seriously have nothing better to do other than stamp out my pride.
Draco: What would you even have to be prideful about?
Fred and George: *cheerfully* Nope!
Harry: *trying to stiffle a chuckle*
Fred: I still think I'm the more handsome twin.
George: Actually, I'm more handsome.
Angelina: You both look the same but I still think Fred is quite dashing.
Hermione: I don't support this ship at all but I do admit Fred is more handsome.
Ginny: I can't believe I'm saying this but.....Fred, you're the more handsome brother.
Geroge: HEY! Thank you so much for helping me feel better.
Harry: *doubles over from trying to stifle laughter*
Draco: *offers Harry a vial of calming draught*
Me: DRACO WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT BRINGING STUFF IN?!
Draco: Whaaatt? I figured that because of this sip thing someone had to have gone crazy. I have eleven more vials in my pocket if you need any.
Harry: Is that poisoned?
