Me: Okay guys, Malfoy stop eating apples. This next ship is actually a very hilarious one, it's a ship between, *tosses a green apple into the air*, this, and Draco Malfoy
Malfoy: *chokes*
Ron: *red with laughter*
Pansy:.....
Blaise: *smirks*
Malfoy: I get that the fans have noticed my love of apples, but is this really necessary?
Me: *seriously nods*
