Me: This is a pairing between Bellatrix and Voldemort
Draco: Aunt Bella and the Dark Lord? Always knew she had a thing for him.
Blaise: *pulls out Harry Potter book* I quo-
Draco: Blaise where the hell did you get this muggle book from?! Why is it named Harry Potter and not Draco Malfoy?! AM I NOT FAMOUS?!
Blaise: I QUOTE from Bellatrix "Shut your mouth! You dare speak his name with your unworthy lips, you dare-
Harry: OH I REMEMBER THAT!!
Blaise: WILL YOU PEOPLE STOP INTERRUPTING?! I SWEAR FOR THE LA-
Ron: Hey Harry, why is there a book series about you?
Blaise: I. GIVE. UP.
Harry: I dunno.
Hermione: The author is J.K. Rowling, remember when Rita Skeeter disappeared into the muggle world? I just searched the Rowling person on the muggle studies computer, and she's Skeeter.
Harry: Skeeter wrote something true for once what?
Hermione: I know right?
Delphi: I EXIST T-
Narcissa: *appears out of nowhere* NO YOU DO NOT
