*after vomit is removed Ron ingests some potion hidden in one of the snacks Malfoy magicked into existence*
Ron: Snape, snape, severus snape, snape, snape severus sna-
*Dumbledore ingests another snack*
Dumbledore: Dumbledore!
Ron: Snape, snape, severus-
Dumbledore: Dumbledore
Together: Snape, snape, severus snape, dumbledore
Harry: Ron weasley
Dumbledore & Ron: Snape
Harry: Ron
Dumbledore & Ron: Snape
Harry: Ron
Hermione: Oh for Merlin's sake, MALFOY WHAT DID YOU DO!
Draco: oh the swot needs help
Hermione: MALFOY-
Dumbledore, Harry, Ron: RON WEASLEY, DUMBLEDORE, SNAPE, RON, SNAPE, HARRY POTTER
Hermione: MALFOY I SWEAR YOU PRICK
Draco: *shouting over noise* YESSS GRANGER????
*Snape enters*
Snape: What is-
Ron: *launches himself at Snape and promptly vomits on Snape's shoes*
Dumbledore: *nervous laughter* Why hello Severus..
Harry: *gulps*
Ron:
Snape:
Snape: Fifty points from Gryffindor and detention Weasley. One month scrubbing the cauldrons.
Ron: *squeaks* Yes sir.
Snape: Without magic.
Ron: *gulps*
Snape: *stares at Harry*
Harry:
Dumbledore:
Draco: Professor, it seems tha-
Snape: Not another word from you Mr. Malfoy, fix this mess.
Draco: *mutters* Yes professor.
Hermione: *glares at Malfoy*
Snape: Miss Granger I suggest you wipe that look from your face before I take off even more points.
*Snape leaves*
Dumbledore: Thirty points to Gryffindor for good entertainment and creativity, and ten points to Slytherin for an ingenious potion.
Draco: What the f-
Dumbledore: Language Mr. Malfoy.
Harry: *hiccups*
Ron: *ears turn red*
Everyone: SNAPE. SNAPE. SEVERU-
Snape: *runs back in with his billowing cloak* ENOUGH! I HAVE HAD IT!
*Snape turns to glare at me*
Snape: GET THIS SITUATION UNDER CONTROL MISS CHARGER. TEN POINTS FROM RAVENCLAW.
Me: Yes professor..
Me: *muffliato spell on room*
Harry & Ron: Sorry...
Malfoy: *slowly chews apple*
Hermione: *huffs* Well now that the potion has worn off- evanesco- *the food that Malfoy brought disappears* MALFOY YOU ABSOLUTE IDIOT. YOU ARSE, YOU FERRETY GIT, YOU FOUL COCKROACH I WILL KILL YOU!
Malfoy: *nervous laughter* *runs* BLAISE, GOYLE COVER MEEEEEE!
Blaise: *offended* I am not your servant Draco.
