Worst Behavior

Okay, before y'all read this i'ma just say this , this book is NOT meant to be taken seriously it literally was a book I made just to get laughs out of people so before you comment some dumb shit, think about that. And I'm aware that it's all over the place. I wrote this a long time ago.
Alsooo too many of y'all been copying my book. Please stop.

Update: I already know that book Brownskin or whatever it's called is one of them. Y'all don't have to keep sending it to me because I really don't care. This book doesn't mean that much to me lmaoo.

Thanks.
Jasiah Shantel Mason~

A bunch of snot nosed kids and their hoe ass mothers' were outside my new apartment complex, Park Place. Apparently I was moved out here because people were tired of my bull shit.

I was living with my mom, but she insisted that I came and lived out here in the VA with my auntie and my cousin. My mom said she couldn't find a way to discipline me when I got in trouble because yelling and getting my butt tore up only made me worse.

So she thought why not send me to a place full of strangers? Such a great idea!

Note my sarcasm.

Ever since I moved here my Aunt Jacqueline lazy ass been calling me to do shit for her all week. Even though she got a whole child out here that can go do the shit for her. But, then again she ain't ever home so I'm an alternative.

"Jasiah!"

See what I mean?

"What!?" I yelled back waiting for her to answer

She never replied. I groaned lowly and walked out of my room into hers.

"What?" I asked her

"Excuse me?!"

I kissed my teeth. "Ma'am?"

"Go to the store and get some bread. Keep the change." She said handing me a 5 dollar bill

"How am I supposed to get there? Your child has the car."

"Walk." She said

I don't have the energy for shit like this, yo.

She get on my damn nerves. Always want me to go out and run her errands while she fuck her bald headed boyfriend. Ole ugly ass nigga.

I took my precious time walking to the corner store. I stuck my earphones in blasting my music so no one would feel the need to speak to me. I'm not nice enough to respond.

"You ain't got enough muscle for that draco not to kick back. Lil bald head bitch I know you scared to get your wig snatched." I rapped

Rocky B is the shiittt!

A lot of niggas were outside playing dice, selling drugs, and just trying to get with girls. Weird ass people.

I looked like a bum today. My hair was in a ponytail and I had on some tights and a distressed t- shirt with some jelly slides I got from Charlotte Russe.

These slides really annoyed me because they made noises whenever I walked.

Walking up to the store I rolled my eyes at all the dudes standing infront of the entrance. They better move when I walk up here too.

I got closer to the doorway and all of them acted as if I wasn't even there.

"Excuse me." I politely said

No one moved. Alright. Guess I gotta be a bitch today.

"Aye! Get out the fuck out the way! Hellooooo! A bitch is trying to get in the store!" I yelled