Worst Behavior

2 months later
Sincere Johnson-

"Hopping of the porch to a Porsche, bitch I'm moving weight!"

"Nigga shut up. All you ever do is run around rapping bullshit." I said to Kilo

"Boy who the heeyyyyall is you talking to?!"

"You mothafuckah!"

"Sike bitch. You thought!" She yelled

"Shut yo' crimson chin having ass up."

"You know, you should wear a condom on your head. If you're going to be a dick you might as well dress like one." She rolled her eyes

"Shut yo' ugly ass up."

"I ain't ugly."

"Lie again. If I had a face like yours I'd sue my parents." I said making her flip me off

"My middle finger gets a boner every time I see you, ya know." She said

"Too damn bad. " I shrugged

"I've said it before, and I'll say it again. It's hard to believe your rude ass has a girlfriend." She said

"You'd have to meet her to know why."

"She acts just like you doesn't she?"

"Mhmm."

"Jesus Christ." She mumbled making me laugh. "There's two of you?"

"Yup."

"Goodness gracious!"

"Bruh get outta here sounding like some old ass lady!" I told her

"Shut up! Always talking shit!"

"You gon' make me stop talking? Hell nah. So quit complaining. "

"Rude ass bitch." She said

"Annoying ass nigga." I retorted

"Bitch I'm not annoying."

I rose a brow. "Yo, what language are you speaking? Sounds like bullshit."

"Whenever we hang out I realize that God really does have a sense of humor. You are the literal definition of a joke." She scoffed

"And you're not? You're not even funny. It's your face that's always the joke."

She kissed her teeth. "Suck my dick."

"Get somewhere with that."

"Alright Sincerely."

"Okay Kilometer. Kilogram. Kiloliter-"

"Okay nigga damn!" She said

I laughed. "I need some more friends. Being around you all the time ain't gon' cut it."

"It's a bunch of people at that school. You don't talk to anyone."

"Cause y'all asses weird. Especially ole dude yesterday."

"Demarco?"

"That's his name? The nigga that was running around with his clothes inside out and his shoes on backwards?"

"Yeah. That's him. He lil' slow though."

"And the one who was humping the bathroom door with his pants down? What's his excuse?"

"Oh, um. Ion really know bout that one bro." She said

"See? Weird. Hell I look like trynna be friends with they asses."

"All of them aren't bad. What about Snoop? Y'all pretty cool right?"

"Oh yeah. That's my dawg." I nodded.