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Keith. He's not like you and me. Hes from the planet of fine ass men. Hes one of the many fine men that live there.
Yn. She from planet bad ass bitch. Shes so bad all the niggas from earth cant handle her.
So every year 3 - 6 men from planet fine ass men gets to go to planet bad ass bitch. Anything they can see and touch is theirs, this day is called Gotcha Day.
Because of this the planet bad ass bitch is losing their population.
This has been going on for 100 years.
Yn
I looked out the window and saw everything was pretty much ok.
"Ok sis im gonna go home."
"Ok." I said walking her out.
"Bye sis."
I heard the alarm sound for Gotcha Day as i locked my doors and turned off my lights.
I turned off my phone and went to fall asleep.
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I was woken up by something falling in the kitchen.
I sat up and looked around and didnt see anything. I got up and went to investigate
(Pause. I- *disappointed sigh* just continue.)
I looked around and saw nothing. I shrugged and turned around and was faced with a muscular chest. I looked up and saw the finest man i have ever seen.
"Hey cutie. Your coming with me." He said as i ducked and ran. I got to my patio doors and tried to unlock them but i looked at saw 3 more dudes shirtless in my back yard.
"Oh my god." I said feeling myself get wet. The guy grabbed me and made me look at him.
"Hey there sexy mama. Ive had my eye on you for a minute." He said licking his lips.
"Oh word?" I said looking at his body.
This might actually work.
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