Fast and Furious preferences and imagines

A/N ~ i changed my username. bye.

Brian
BRIAN - Fuck up again and I will make sure that the only thing that you can fuck up are the cars in Barstow.

YOU - Erm, Brian? What is a Barstow?

BRIAN - oh shit, wrong number. Roman is just being his usual self. Sorry babe❤️

Dom
DOM - Hobbs, I told you for the millionth time. Mia has no more baby oil.

YOU - Since when did I get muscles?

DOM - Huh?

YOU - It's Y/N, Dom. Unless you like to call Hobbs as Baby.

DOM - Oh, erm gotta go.

Roman
ROMAN - So it was real nice meeting you up at the club last night. I was wondering whether you could come to the party at the club next door on Saturday ;)

YOU - Erm...Roman? I was watching Netflix last night...

ROMAN - oops, wrong number. Me and Brian were at the club last night ya know.

YOU - Brian was watching Netflix with me and Mia......

Han
HAN - I'll get the money to you tomorrow night. And don't worry Y/N won't know about this.

YOU - Know about what?

HAN - the new present I am getting you?

YOU - But you got it earlier and you said that you would keep it in the special hiding spot and i can't look for it.

HAN - I lied.

Deckard
DECKARD - So I'm getting the details tomorrow right?

YOU - So I'm getting the details on what the hell you are on about now right?

DECKARD - oh bloody hell, I hate these American phones.

YOU - You still didn't answer my question.

DECKARD - Oh bloody hell, I'm losing signal.

YOU - You are sitting right next to me...

Letty
LETTY - Dom, stop asking about it.

YOU - Stop asking about what?

LETTY - If me and Y/N are still together. Of course we are.

YOU - Are you drunk?

LETTY - No why?

YOU - Check who you are messaging right now.

LETTY - well shit

Hobbs
HOBBS - Right, I need you to stay on lookout across the perimeter so me and the rest of the crew can make ourselves into the compound and take out any dangers. That way, then I can run the biometric scanners and computers to track down key evidence, fingerprints and valuable things before putting in the code into the safeguarded, secure lock of the high explosive.

YOU - No.

HOBBS - Oh, so you wanted to be fired? You will OBEY MY ORD- oh.

Tej
TEJ - Shut up. Compared to your forehead, that is TINY!

YOU - I didn't I know I beat Roman's record.

TEJ - Oh..hi Y/N.

A/N ~ It was at that moment they knew...they fucked up