Fast and Furious preferences and imagines

a/n ~ my life is flopping but yeah here you go

Brian

YOU - So when are you going to teach me them Barstow skills?

BRIAN - 1. you are asking the wrong person. And 2. I told you millions of times that you are going to be bashing cars with me next week.

YOU - Um...no I mean Barstow people make really nice cake and coffee.....bye.

Dom

YOU - Okay so meet me in 10 in the alleyway. There we can discuss our deal.

DOM - what deal?

YOU - Luke, of course you know what deal, don't act dumb.

DOM - Says the girl who is stupid enough to not know who she is talking to...

YOU - Dom?! Well I heard that baby oil is good for your skin...so I wanted a supply of it....

Roman

YOU - so are you coming to watch Netflix tomorrow if you know what I mean?

ROMAN - why are you texting me this? I am right next to you.

YOU - Oh sorry! Wrong number, I was meant to send this to Mia.

ROMAN - Mia is right next to me.

YOU - and Brian.

ROMAN - And Brian is next to Mia.....

Han

YOU - meet me at the airport at 9.

HAN - you are leaving me?

YOU - Han? No, no, no. It's not like that. I am going to see my parents.

HAN - Why didn't you tell me? And your parents have nothing to do with you....

YOU - ...

Deckard

YOU - I can't live like this anymore, Dom. I miss you all but I am stuck in a rainy countryside hiding from Deckard's arch enemies again. 

DECKARD - look at who you are talking to.

YOU - I can explain.

DECKARD - The next flight is leaving in an hour. Maybe Dom will meet you at the airport.

Letty

YOU - If you come over in like 10 minutes, we can clean up the mess then get a replacement at the garage. Then Letty doesn't have to know.

LETTY - Doesn't have to know what?

YOU - Dom, the car that is her favourite, remember. I bashed it up by accident and she is going to be livid with me.

LETTY - Y/N...when you say the car, do you mean that dodge challenger with the red paint? Because if it is then I am so livid with you.

YOU - well crap.

Hobbs

YOU - the secret code is 1269. if Hobbs gets his hands on this code, he will have the car parts and that chip. Promise me you won't confer to this with anyone?

HOBBS - promise me you won't go behind my back and betray me again?

*message left on read*

Tej

YOU - have you got me in for that race Brian? If I use your car, then Tej won't see a difference.

TEJ - No you are not getting that money for that Netflix subscription and them concert tickets by risking your life over a race.

YOU - Why don't you let me just do it, Tej?

TEJ - Why don't you get a job, Y/N?