Fast and Furious preferences and imagines

a/n - lol this is just a JOKE don't take it seriously and prepare for cringe x 1000000

Brian

You crash the skyline (but you don't get hurt)

"Why are you all scratched up?"

"I'm fine but that isn't the only thing that is scratched up..."

*brian goes to see the car*

"NOO! OH GOD PLEASE NO!"

Dom

You touch, get in and drive his charger

"Why are you in my charger?"

"Oh.....um....Dom you are dreaming right now."

"Am I?" *Dom pinches himself to see if he was*

"Yeah...yeah you are actually asleep in your bed and you are dreaming that I am driving your car when I know that I am not allowed to touch it."

"Oh...well it is such a shame that I don't fall for that type of bullshit."

Roman

You don't let him drive the orange Lambourgini.

"My, my, my. Look at that Lambourgini."

"My, my, my. Look at that Lambourgini that you are not driving."

"What why?"

"Your forehead won't fit in it."

"But...The super slick tyres will send me smoothly across the ice without cracking."

"No. The super slippy tyres will slip and slide across the ice because sports cars are not designed for ice!"

"You can't stop me!"

*after going across the ice*

"I should have just stayed in the garage with it."

Han

You steal his crisps (chips).

"Y/N have you seen my last packet of crisps?"

*hiding empty packet behind your back* "No, didn't you eat them?"

"No, because you ate them."

"No, because I don't like them crisps."

"No, because they are your favourite flavour."

Deckard

You go on a mission...without his permission

"Where were you?"

"On a mission doing-"

"YOU DECIDED TO GO ON A MISSION WITHOUT MY PERMISSION YOU COULD HAVE GOT HURT AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN TELL ME"

"....on a mission grabbing the last pizza from Walmart."

Letty

You beat her in a race but you cheated.

"You cheated."

"What?"

"No NOS was allowed, you used it up on the quarter mile."

"But I still won."

Hobbs

Hobbs catches you talking to someone that he doesn't like.

"Why are you talking to that guy?"

"Because he is my friend..."

"But I don't like that guy."

"I know..........but he is my friend."

"But I don't trust that guy."

"You don't trust anyone, even the dog..."

Tej

You steal his last NOS tank.

"Where is my NOS? It was in the garage before I left to get food and now it is gone."

"I don't know. Maybe Brian took it?"

"Brian was with me getting food..."

"Okay um maybe Roman?"

"Roman is on his private plane right now, Y/N and you know it. Did you use it?"

"I only used a tiny tiny tiny bit, okay?"

"Not okay! I wanted to use that for my race against Dom tonight!"