tf2 x reader Lemon/One Shot (Hiatus )

Me: Hello everyone!!! And hello (Y/N)! *hugs you* I hope you enjoyed that little one shot of me and my boy toy Brutal. *Brutal glares at me and I smile* oh shut up. You love me! *he walks out after giving me a kiss*

You: Hey Huntress, Why are you and Brutal together. Don’t he hates everyone?

Me: Well, *Ass pops in*

Ass: Oh (y/n)! I got a bucket of chicken! *gets smacked by me and you*

You: NOPE! not this time Ass. Huntress, I have some story ideas! Can you invite Kai and the others?

Me: sure! *walks out to find them* be good you two

Ass: *once i leave* (Y/n) you should make her do a me and you story with smut! *insert lenny face*

You: OH HELL NO! I rather be paired with Christian Brutal Medic or even Panis, but you? Nope to the 100,000,000,000,000,000 power. *i walk in, dragging Brutal, Pure and Kai close behind*

Me: Deal with it Brutal. So (y/n) what is these ideas of yours? It better not be me x brutal x Panis! *growls at you*

You: Well, Maybe you could do a online chat one, with me not with anyone and with Spy or Sniper, and you should continue the smut you started with the others or even a cute Neko Pyro x Neko Spy reader. *and softly* even one with you and brutal smut...

Me: *thinks about it*

Kai: Good idea! *cuddles with Pure* but I am staying in holy water if you do that, the smut, I mean! *shutters and Pure cuddles into her*

Me: okay, deal. But (y/n) if I do smut you have to be like BAMF or a kinky one, since I got ideas *laughs evilly and everything around me shatters and gets dark* Oops sorry. *brutal wraps arms around me*

Brutal: let the reader read the next one okay luv? *lets (y/n) prepare for next one* BYE!

Ass: but maybe….

All: NO!