tf2 x reader Lemon/One Shot (Hiatus )

(this is my first ever Male x Male reader. Please enjoy. I’ll try hard for ya ^^ the reader is a class called The Sailor class. He wears a WW2 short sleeves Sailor outfit. His weapons are a shotgun, long knife and a jar of sea water (health boost))

“RISE AND SHINE MAGGOTS!” i hear Soldier yell. I get up, put on my BLU Sailor outfit and went out the door. I headed down the hall where Engie made the breakfast this morning.

“Ahoy mates!” I say with a smile, and saluting them. Spy, Soldier, Medic and...ugh...Scout was sitting at the table.

“Heya (y/n), did ya bother brushing your hair it looks like sex” Scout says. I growl and marches to him.

“At least I can get someone in bed with me without scaring them off with my smell, Scout” i say, putting him into a headlock and messing up his hair and hat. He tried pushing me off but since I was older and way stronger than him he could not. I mean, I did have a 6 pack of abs.

“(y/n) let the poor lad go” Demo says walking in. I sigh letting him go and sat down with a plate of food and chowed down.

“Anyvne lookin forward today’s battle?” Medic asked. I smile nodding. I was looking towards seeing a certain texten. No, not BLU Engie. RED Engie. I have this crush on Dell and I know I should not, but he is so hot. But, I am guessing he is not attracted towards males…

“I wanna kick some commie’s asses!” I say smiling. Soldier nods and I get up to get my gear. I grab my weapons and soon we were off into battle. As I shot down a RED Scout, I look over to see RED Engie building his dispenser. If only i can talk to him without getting sent to respawn. I sneak around behind the RED Engie and hid, watching him. The way he works with his stuff. Just makes me hard thinking about it.

I guess I was thinking about it too much when my counterpart, the female Sailor came behind me and started shooting me. I quickly run off, shooting back at her while trying to find Medic or a health kit. I spot Medic healing a Soldier so I quickly avoid everything and call for his help.

“MEDIC!!” I yell, trying to get his attention. He turns and started healing me. All of my wounds healed and I thank him before running off. Soon the battle was over and I decided to ask Spy for help in this situation. I put my stuff away and when I was gonna find Spy, Scout stopped me.

“What do you want squirt?” I asked, crossing my arms and frowning. “I don’t got all day” he looked nervous and laughed.

“Well, (y/n)” he stammered out. He grabbed my hand and blushed “I was wondering if ya wanted to ya know...go out on a date with me. Ya know, grab some chicken and chill”

Well that was very surprising. I pulled my hand back, and blushed. So Scout has feeling for little ol’ me. “Sorry Scout, I like ya only as a friend. Maybe later okay? I have to find Scout. Talk to you later?” I say smiling. Scout seemed down and sighed.

“Yeah sure (y/n), talk to ya later” and he left.

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Me: I feel bad for Scout, poor Scout. All he wanted was (y/n)

Scout: *is silently crying* im gonna be okay, I have more ladies anyway

Me: you have Annabella dude. Maybe she will sleep with ya now, shush, this is not your story

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I frown and continued my way towards Spy smoking room. I felt bad for the little guy, in a weird way. But that does not matter. Soon I was at Spy’s door. I knocked a few times and soon a ½ dressed Spy came out.

“Hey dude. Mind if I talk to you for something personal?” I ask him,, blushing some. Hey, he is attractive. I can’t help if I love guys and girls. I am (bi/pan/gay) ya know. Spy nods and he lets me in.

“So mon ami, what do ‘ou need to talk me about, hmm?” Spy asked, offering me a cigar. I take it and he lights it for me. I put it in my mouth and took a breath.

“Can you help me ask out RED Engie?” I ask blowing smoke out. Spy seemed not that surprised about me asking this.

“Sure mon ami. But ‘ou know he is the RED and ‘ou are the BLU. ‘ou could get in trouble” Spy says. I nod. I did take that into consideration.

“I know Spy, But i do really like him, and since there is a chance he is not gay, it won’t matter, I can just go with Scout, who just asked me out.” I say, smiling some. Spy rolls his eyes and nodded.

“Okay, here is the plan. ‘Ou will go talk to him during battle, when he is NOT near any of his sentries. Then tell him and if he says no then shoot and run. If he says yes then kiss him” Spy says, smiling. I nod also smiling and laughing some.

“Thanks Spy. I am gonna get ready. Thanks so much” I say running off to get ready for tomorrow.

It took 2 hours to get myself ready to ask out RED Engie. As soon as the battle started I quickly rushed out to find where the RED Engie was building. After looking for a bit, I found him, only with a dispenser. I slowly snuck towards him and I chuckle.

“Heya RED. Can’t help but notice you are alone. Good, cuz I gotta ask ya something” I ask. He turns around fast, wrench in hand.

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Spy: *wiggles his eyebrows*

Me: Spy….don’t you fucking dare. Not again

Spy: DID I THROW- *I hit him hard, sending him to respawn*

Me: mother fucker….

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“What do y’all want BLU?” RED Engie asked me. I smile and blushed some.

“I was wondering if ya wanted to go on a date with me, like go see the movies...cuz Engie, I really really like you...i love you….” I say all in one breath. I look at him and he looked shocked. I sigh, and looked away. “Just kill me already okay, I know-” I was cut off by some lips on mine. I close my eyes and melted into the kiss, feeling my dick become hard as we made out.

“Aw shucks little man, I guess I love ya too. Now” he points to my little friend “I think we need to fix that problem”

a/n: I’ll let your little dirty minds figure out what happened next~