A Twisted Tale [HUMOR]?

"Aye hawaldar!" Nandini banged her fist on the table making the sleeping beauty on the desk flinch in fear.

He abruptly stood up and threw a salute nandini's way making her grin triumphantly.

"Ji-i Madam." He said not meeting her eye, embarrassed of being caught sleeping on duty.

"Complain likhvani hai." She said with an evil grin.

"Ji-i. Abhi likh deta hu."

"Kya hua hai?" He asked opening a file while rubbing his eyes trying to rub the sleep out of his eye.

"Misbehave kiya hai." She said taking a seat across the table.

"Kisne."

"Iss saksh ne!" She glared at the officer who was in my custody.

"Arey, saheb aap? Aap ne iss ladki ko chedha?" He said with eyes wide as a saucer.

"Chup! Nahi! Maine koi ladki ko mahi cheda!"

"Haan. Mujhe nahi mere Manik ko cheda hai issne. Bolta hai shut up aur usse kone mein leke jaa raha tha."

"Haw! Saheb ladko ko cheda? Tsk! Ab bhabhi ka kya hoga?"

"Aye budbak! Chup! Yeh ladki jhoot bol rahi hai."

"Nandini Murthy kabhi jhoot nahi bolti!"

"Acha?"

"Haan!"

Why was I the only silent spectator every damn time?

"Toh kasam kha!"

"Lo abhi kar lete hai."

Nandini stood infront of the officer and placed her hand on his head.

"Main jo bolungi sach bolungi aur sach ke siwaye kuch nahi bolungi. Iss admin ne mere Manik ko cheda hai aur main tab tak chup nahi behetungi jab tak Manik ko insaf nahi mil jata." She said proudly.

She turned around grabbing my attention.

'Manik cry.' She mouthed.

"Rone ka mann toh bohot hai but aakh main aasu nahi aa rahe." I pouted sadly.

We both broke our eye contact when the officer jerked nandini's hand away.

"Meri kasam kyun kha rahi ho! Apne pati ki kasam kao."

"Main isska pati nahi hu."

"Haan. Yehi mera pati hai."

We said simultaneously.

The officer looked at us in confusion.

"MANIK!"

"NANDINI!" we both yelled.

"Tum mere pati nahi ho!"

"As a matter of fact, nahi!"

"Yeh tumhari patni hai?" The officer asked me with sympathy.

"Yes!" I said grinning.

"NO!" Nandini yelled.

"What?" The officer tucked his hair to draw pain.

"Nandini tum meri patni nahi ho?"

"As a matter of fact, nahi!" She said mimicking me.

"Dono pagal ho!" The officer muttered.

"Hawaldar dono ko andar dalo!" He said looking at the subordinate.

"Saheb-"

"Jitna bola hai utna karo. Aur jaldi se mere liye ek chai leke aao. Dono pagalo ne sar main dard kar diya hai."