A Twisted Tale [HUMOR]?

"Where is my daughter!? I cannot believe this. I knew you were trouble, PINK PANTHER!" He glared at me.

"Daddddiiiieeeeeee," Nandini jumped in excitement through the bars.

"OH MY GOD!" He gasped on seeing Nandini inside the locker.

I ran behind the police officer and try to hide myself away from the cruel eyes of the world.

Main bechara, Nandini ke budhe baap ka mara.

"Youuu!" He turned and snapped at me. He slowly advanced towards up and I held onto the officer like my life dependant on it. He shivered in fear while the head officer gave a ridiculous look in our direction.

"Daddyyyyy I mishy you!" And then she started crying.

"Oh pumpkin please don't cry. I promise you I will kill this pink panther once I get you out of here." He said moving towards us.

"Haan. Mardo Manik ko. He broke up with me!" She cried but I didn't see a single tear. She was just messing with me.

Uncle's neck snapped and I screamed making the officer scream with me.

I was a prey and his was the hunter. Thirsty for my blood. "Oh emmm geee!"

"Please mujhe bacha lo. Main aapko sab kuch de sakta hu. Mere dad bohot amir hai. Please mujhe yeh buddhe se bacha lo!" I whispered in his ear.

The officer gulped before giving me a ridiculous look. "Arey, mujhe bhi marr dega woh bhuddha. Main aapko kya bachao. Saheb paise se zindagi nahi milti dusri!"

"Point toh hai." The head officer stated nodding in understanding. I looked towards him to find him sitting on the chair in leisure with popcorn in his hand.

Isko aadhi raat ko popcorn kaha se mila?

"Hello? Haan. Nyonika ji.."

My neck is going to cramp from looking in every direction.

"Maa ko phone kyun kiya?" I looked at him in horror.

Sab mere baja kyun rahe hai, band.

New year hai diwali thodi nah hai!

"Ji aap new year toh apne bete ko wish kijiye. Akhri baar! Usne nandini ko pregnant karke chod diya! And now I'm going to kill him." He stared at me with a smirk.

Pregnant?

Kon Pregnant?

I looked towards nandini, totally horrified.

"Aye bachi! Tum kaha se pregamnt hui?" I said in shock.

Woh khud bachi jaisi dikhti hai. Woh pregnant kahase?

Nandini pouted in anger. "Don't talk to me like that, Mere bache ke hone wale baap!"

I felt the world spin.

Yeh kya ho raha hai.

"Daddy is so bad!" She said placing a gentle hand on her stomach and talking to it-him-her.

OH MY GOD!!!

"Now pink panther. I needed a reason to kill you now I got one." He winked at her daughter and she WINKED BACK.

What the hell is wrong with the two of them?

In slow motion he moved towards me and I kept taking a step back.

"Ohhh-hooo" the officer with the popcorn whistled.

I looked around to find the other officer(my shield) inside the locker talking to Nandini's stomach or whatever that was inside her.

I fell on his feet and cried.

"Mujhe maaf kar dijiye. Mujhe nahi bata nandini pregnant kaise hui. Maine toh bass usse kiss kiya tha ek baar!"

"Theen bar!" Nandini shouted and I shook my head.

She is making this all worst.

"WHAT? THEEN BAAR? AYE! HIMESH RESHAMIYA. YOU IMPREGNATED MY DAUGHTER WITH YOUR KISSES?" He looked at me in anger.

Pure hot boiling anger.

I stood up and before he could get his hands on me, I ran. 

And I ran to the locker and locked myself in.

"Phew!" Mamma would be so proud.

Suddenly a wave of courage washed over me.

He couldn't do anything to me while I'm in here.

"Ab kya baroge bhudhe? You suck! Go! I am not scared of you. All of you! Ha! Losers!"

I turned around on my heel only to bang my forehead on a hard rock.

"Aye bhai. Locker itne chote kabse hone lage? Diwar yaha?"

I opened my eyes to see a chest. I looked up but face nahi dikh raha tha.

Lagta hai complan ka assar jyada hi hogaya ispar.

"Aahh! Hello roomie!" I said when I finally saw his face.

My neck hurts, ouch!

"Bhai thoda daba do nah. Bohot dukh raha hai." I turned my back towards him and waited for the massage but nothing happened.

Suddenly my feet were not on the ground.

The ground was breaking.

"EARTHQUAKE! EARTHQUAKE! AHHHH" I shouted throwing my hands in all directions.
I looked towards nandini to see her standing with her eyebrows raised.

"NANDINI GO SAFE THE BABY! MERI TENSION MATT LO!"

"Teri tension kisiko bhi nahi hai!" Her dad barked.

"Awww! Now I feel unloved!" I pouted.

"Mintu! Chod de usse!" The so called bhai of nandini (gunda kahika. Shhh don't let him know I called him that) said to my roomie who I realised was holding me.

"YAY! hum sab bach gaye. There is no earthquake! You idiots!" I laughed.

I went crashing to the ground, straight on my face.

"Aye! Pagal! Marr jata toh main! I'm so precious." I said sitting on the ground, straightening myself.

"Bhai uske sath jo karna hai kar! Meri bhen ko bohot tang kiya hai usne!"

I looked to gunda1 and then at gunda2.

"Ohh!" I said on realizing they were brothers.

I started crying. "Kidar. Kidar se kismat likhake aaya hu main." I cried banging my head lightly on the wall.

"Hello! Main aagaya. Maine zyada miss toh nahi kiya nah?"

Cabir. Isiki kami thi.

"Bhai, ek aakhiri khavaish hai." I begged at my dokhebaz roomie.

This betrayal will not be forgotten.

"Mujhe nah pizza khana hai."

"Oooh! Pizza party!" Cabir clapped in excitement.

"Manik, this is going to be your last ever pizza! Aye hawaldar! Pizza mangao!" Her dad smirked and I tried hard not to cry.

Atleast jaate jaate hi kuch acha khake jau!

"Haww! Everyone is playing locker locker! I also want to join!" Cabir said and I banged my head on the wall praying this night would end but with me still alive.

"I'm too hot to die!" I cried holding my roomie.

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Manik just snapped😂

Yeh hi bacha tha! 🤣🤣🤣

Hope this makes sense! The track came in my mind in the morning and I couldn't stop myself from writing this.

Fav part?

Are you excited? Manik marne wala hai😌

#phirmiltehai 💙