A Twisted Tale [HUMOR]?

"Pizza kab aayega?" I pouted.

"Aye chup! Kabse dimaag kharab kar raha."

"Ab aagaya?"

"Nahi."

"Ab?"

"Bhai, main isko abhi hi thok dunga."

"Ab?" He turned to glare at me and I cowered behind.

"Maine nahi bola ab!" I pointed at Cabir who just smiled shamelessly.
He sat in the cell next to us calling it his house and my neighbour. Apparently we were playing ghar ghar.

"Main pagal hojaunga in dono ke sath!" He tugged on his hair.

"Bhai...." he looked towards the enemy cell at his brother.

"Bhai chill. Thodi der. Pizza aata hi hoga. Phir iska khel khatm." He glared at me with such hatred.

Main isse 2 gante pehele janta tak nahi tha.

"Manik!" Cabir smiled at me.

"Dekho woh aagaya!"

"Dekho dekho!" He clapped and I looked towards the door with such happiness.

Itna khush toh Nandini ko dekhke bhi nahi hota.

Hah! Agar woh shayad pizza leke aati toh hojata.

I ran outside to hug the delivery.

"Sir your order!" He smiled and I hugged him. He was taken a back but never the less reciprocated.

"Happy new year! Enjoy your meal!"

I felt like kissing him. I was that happy.

"Manik....." I turned around to look at cabir who was eyeing my pizza.

"No!" I said even before he could say anything.

"Oh come on! I am the good neighbour. They are the bad neighbours." He said pointing at Nandini and evil clan.

"One bite.....pleaseee....." he whined like a small child.

I saw everyone eyeing the pizza.

"I am not sharing. Never. Ever!"

"My sister is hungry! She will eat the pizza." The gunda1 glared at me.

Mujhe bhi ek gunda bhai chahiye.

I turned towards cabir, " Cabir, if I share with you my precious very precious food then will you promise to protect me from all the dangers?"

He kept his hand on my head.

"Tumhari zindagi ab meri jimmedari hai!" He pledged.

"Bhaiya!"

"Chote bhaiya!" I hugged him.

"Tum tension mat lo. Main tumhe duniya ki sari buri nazar se bachaunga." He looked over at the evil clan.

"Haww! Cabir! You can't do this to me." Nandini cried. "I thought we had something special." Cabir shook his head.

"I can't do this to Manik. He is my pizza brother."

"You were my partner in crime." Nandini looked at him, betrayed.

"I am not anymore. Sorry. You have your priorities." He said eyeing the gunda 1 who had a protective hand around nandini.

Oooh. Now I get it. He was hiding the fear of being replaced behind the smile and the support he was giving me.

These two are idiots. When they know they can never live apart from each other then why even try.

We heard a gun shot and cabir climbed on my back in fear.

"Ab bohot hogaya tum logon ka drama. Ab basss!" The officer glared at everyone and we gulped.

"Sab bahar!" He said pointing at nandini, her father, and the officer who was more interested in my baby than me.

"Sab line meh!" When no one moved he shouted, "ABHI!"

Everyone scrambled outside the locker and I clutched on my pizza which was dying to be eaten.

He was calling me.

Manik! Manik! Come. Eat me! See the olives. The pepperoni. The cheese. Extra cheese. Ohhh Emm Gee!

The officer stood besides him, guilty.

"Kya kar rahe the? Kya soch rahe the, ki sardar khush hoga? Shabasi dega!? Hah?" His voice boomed in anger.

Yeh scene kidar se chori kiya hua lag raha hai....I don't remember.

"Kitne admi the...?" He walked the length of the room in front of us.

"Ek minute. Humara maths thoda kharab hai."

He walked infront of us.

"One..." he pointed at uncle.

"Two..." he eyed Nandini.

"Two and a half." He pointed at her stomach and I palmed my face.

"Three and four!" He looked over at me and cabir.

"1+2+2.5+3+4" he did some calculations before yelling the answer. "Twelve and half!"

I looked over to the wall on the side and started banging my head.

"Yeh *bang* Main *bang* Kaha *bang*Aagaya *bang*"

"Aye pagal! Chup!" He fired the gun again and cabir shrieked.

"Nandini! Nandini! Akhen kholo!"

I turned to see her scrawled on the floor clutching her stomach.

"Nandini!" I shouted.

"Kya kiya tune saale!" I held the officer.

"Maine...maine kuch nahi kiya...main woh-h main...woh-h"

I left him and ran towards nandini.

"Nandini. Baby I'm sorry. Nandini. Please mujhe chodke nahi jana. I love you Nandini. Please. Nandini. Sorry nah. I won't behave like this ever again. I just wanted you to know how it feels when you behave this ridiculous. I didn't mean anything nandini. I love you. Please mujhe chodke matt jana." I cried and the blood stained my shirt making my eyes widen.

"Cabir call the ambulance."

He just stood there staring and analysing the situation.

"CABIR! AMBULANCE!" I shook him.

"There is something fishy."

He dipped his finger in the blood and tasted it.

Eww. Lagta hai best friend ke karn sadma laga hai isko. Pagal hogaya.

"What in this world is wrong with you!"

"I was right. This is ketchup!" He pointed and I turned towards nandini who smiled sheepishly.

"Main bhi wohi bolne ki khoshish kar raha tha! Yeh toy gun hai!" The officer who was now drenched in sweat sighed in relief.

"Awe! Baby, I love you too." She pecked my lips making me smile.

"I hate you for this. Main kitna darr gaya tha. Never do that again." I wrapped my arms tight around her.

"I object my lord. Main yeh nahi hone dunga!" I heard a voice that certianly belonged to a certain bhuddha.

Not again.

Hahaha..this is so fun to write.

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