New Invader Zim X Reader

*RIIIRGRGRGRRING*

The lunch bell rang, Everyone practically jumped out of their seats to run. Which Y/n followed them all, also running to avoid getting stepped by a stampede of hungry screeching children.

When she got to the lunch room she saw what other kids had on their plates.
Grey wriggling blobs writhed on their plates. Along with what looked like old left out in the sun uncooked peas.

Y/n grimaced ,'I think I'll pass on lunch today.' Making her decision for the better , she went to an empty table.
With nothing else to do she stared at the tan picnic like table. Till the texture of the table became a solid color. Nothing happened, nothing was happening.

''WHAT are you doing at my table HUUMAN?!''

Zim's sudden voice immediately took Y/n out of her trance.

Y/n just seemed to look at him with an ,'Are you talking to me? Who? What! When? Where?,' sort of face.

''HEY! I'm talking to you STUPID pig-smelly! Get away from Zim's table!" He then suspiciously said," I knowww what you're up to!"

Y/n was starting to get pissed off at this green kid. But she stood her ground.

"Number one, I, can sit here if I want to. Two! How many times do I have to tell you I'm not in league with this 'Dib' person!? What are you hiding that could be so important!? What!? Are you an alien or something!??"

Before Zim could respond the scythe haired kid ran over.

"DON'T TRUST ANYTHING HE SAYS! HE'S AN ALIEN TRYING TO CONQUER OUR PLANET!"

Zim dramatically got on the table, pointing at Zim and screeching.
"THE DIB-HUMAN SPEAKS LIES!!! LLIIIIIEEEEEZZZZZZZ!!!."

Y/n noticed Zim calling the other kid Dib. As if she wasn't already pissed off with these two assholes being here.'I guess that's his name.'

Suddenly Zim reached down to his plate picking up his juice box.Then throwing it at Dib's big head.

"Ow! Heey," sticky orange juice now soaked his hair and clothes as he rubbed his head.

Without a seconds notice it seemed as if all the kids screamed,"FOOD FIGHT!"

Y/n couldn't help but wonder what the fuck just happened, while as kids ran around screaming and throwig food everywhere. It sounded like a zoo! Grey mush, beans and peas flew through the air, along with sticky liquids or milk being splatered on the floor.

Y/n wasn't sure what to do, leave the cafeteria or hide under the table. And why weren't the staff doing anything?
But as she looked around the only staff she saw was the lunch lady; whom looked like she didn't even notice what was going on. As if the whole scene wasn't anything new to her.
And while all of this was very new experiences for Y/n. To which she didn't have the instincts and intuition to know how to respond. So she stood deep in thought and confusion, like a deer in the headlights.

Foot in, foot out, foot in, foot out, foot in. With an unwarily wobbly decision she went for the doors of the cafeteria.

Untill she heard a loud high pitched scream of pain, as if someone was stabbed. She familiarized the scream with Zim's voice. She whipped her head toward the scream to see Zim on the floor screaming and writhing. But Y/n noticed something strange, steam was coming off from Zim's skin. And his visible skin seemed to be boiling or melting. It looked as if he was hit with some sort of juice as his uniform and head was soaked in it.

He might as well be saying,'I'M MELTING! I'M MELTING! I'M MELTING!'
Like the wicked witch of the west, all he needed was a pointy hat and a black robe. Especially if what that asshole Dib says is true.

But Y/n couldn't help but feel weird as she heard him screech. As if maybe she should help him, even if he killed a rare bug....
brutally. That thought kept Y/n contemplating wether or not help. But why is he screaming and boiling?

'I'm not a nice person, and I shouldn't be a nice person,' even if Y/n told herself this, she couldn't fully bring herself to believe that.
So, she cautiously made her way toward Zim.

"Are you okay?? Zim?" She asked.
But Zim only sat on the floor leaning against one of the table's legs breathing heavily ,while steam came from his frying skin. He didn't even seem to notice her. Partly because he had his eyes shut tight and was in pain.
Which reminded Y/n how the pink katydid looked when Dib stepped on it.

"Here," she reached her hand into her pants pocket for a spare knapkin. With the knapkin in her hand she bent down and gently wiped some of the liquid off the best she could.

"Just let me lead you out of here, ok?"
Zim's only response was a groan.
She then grabbed both his hands pulling him up. Then only holding holding one hand of his Y/n practically dragged Zim out the cafeteria.

She didn't know where to go so she went where ever the hallway leaded.

Which she then found herself outside. It was raining, the sound of the rain made Zim shudder.

"Well, it's raining out here, but it's more peaceful."

Zim carefully opened his eyes,"AAAHHHHH! ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ZIM!?"
But despite them being under an overhang, a drop of water still managed to land on Zim's skin. Causing him to seethe. This didn't go unnoticed by Y/n, and she quickly pulled him back inside.

"LET GO OF ME! LET GO OF ZIIIMMM!! GET YOUR FILTHY HUMAN MEAT OFF OF MEEEE!!!"

"STOP!" Y/n said in an assertive way, which she couldn't believe she had in herself. Her sudden assertiveness seemed to grab Zim's attention... a little.

"Just STOP, OK?......You're not human are you? ....I know I've heard of people being allergic to water, I've heard of blue and yellow people....But not green people who fuh-f-fry ....like an egg in a pan when water touches them.But damnit you would have gotten worse if I left you in the cafeteria.
...Listen, I don't care if you're an alien. And I'm not trying to expose you. I guess that's what you'er worried and screeching about. And being an alien your emotions might be different than ours."

"I am A PERFECTLY NORMAL human worm-baby!---"

"Stop lying Zim, don't worry I won't tell anyone you're an alien," Y/n interupted.

Zim only sneered at her response and walked away to who knows where. 'I think were on good terms,' Y,n thought unsurly.

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Ok, sorry if my updates might be a little slow. I'm a fairly busy person. And currently there's a lot of stuff happening in my life. Things are kind of out of wack you know?
So I don't have that much time to write. But I will try to update when ever I can. And sorry for any grammatical errors.