Truce? ( Dib X Zim ) [ Invader Zim ] ( bxb )

- Sunday, June 11th, 2006, Clear, 10:00 am.

Dib had left Zim's house in the morning and was currently out shopping for snacks to bring home. He noticed that Zim wouldn't acknowledge him, so he decided to go out and bring snacks to talk about it later. He just hoped that Zim was alright and that things wouldn't be awkward later. He never imagined that he was capable of doing what he did and being assertive for once, but he also wasn't sorry about it.

Meanwhile, Gaz was in the kitchen, smelling herself burning some pancakes. She was squinting angrily from the sunlight beaming through the kitchen windows. Her hair was holding heat from the sun hitting the back of her head. The doorbell ringing was an especially annoying addition to the morning. She groaned and turned off the fire from the stove. She headed to the front door and saw Gir's hand sticking through the mail slot. She pushed his hand back through and opened the door.

"Anything new on Zim? I know Dib went over to his house yesterday and hasn't come back."

"Uhhh okay... How do I say thissss....."Gir started. He placed his dog paws together, "Zim has smeets now."

He said with a poker face. Gaz gave a confused glare.

"....A what?...."

"Oh sorry... Ummm... Zim has babies," Gir said, "He coughed up a pretty orb looking thing yesterday. The Computer says he's having three babies, but he doesn't want to tell Dib."

He ended sadly. Gaz sighed and scratched her sweaty forehead.

"Hnmm... well, good for him I gue- WHAT?" Gaz went, "That idiot Dib is a dad now??"

Gir nodded, "Yeah, we looked at the DNA. We knew Dib was the dad once places on Earth popped up, like Mexico, and Morocco, and uh...Kaka-..."

He was trying to remember that 1% of Kazakhstan toward the end. Gaz didn't know if she should laugh or panic.

"Take me to it...now..." Gaz demanded. Gir lifted her over his head and ran back home. She crossed her arms deadpanning.

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10:35 am

When they got back to Zim's place, Zim was currently in the lab trying to figure out how to take care of smeets. It was something that was never really done before, at least in an incredibly long time. As he expected, there were no answers for help on the matter. He will have to create a handbook from scratch, which was even harder since the children aren't fully Irken. The lab was hot since he had been running the computers for hours.The orb wasn't in his possession since Gir had taken the orb and placed it on the couch earlier since he "wanted to look at its shininess".

When they entered the house, Gaz looked around the living room for something ugly and oddly shaped in nature. Gir took the orb off the couch and showed it to her. Gaz stared at the orb, and was shocked at how shiny it was. She then tilted her head to the side with an idea.

"I mean, he could just place this on something and say it's a decoration..." Gaz said aloud to herself.

"But it hatches in September," Gir said.

"Yeah if he doesn't do anything.... But then again, this could help place an end to their rivalry..." Gaz said, "They only hate each other so that they can prove to someone else that they're smart or whatever. It's time to humble them both... I'm calling Dib..."

Gir nodded and Gaz took out her skeleton flip phone to call Dib. Dib was just leaving the store when his phone vibrated. He saw Gaz in the caller ID and answered.