Wakfu: Other-Dimensional Elementalist

--Jake--

Morning comes and we head off to the Zaap portal on the captains boat. I was relaxing and minding my own business while Eva and Amalia approached Dallly,which he's at the bow of the ship.

Eva:Right,you wanna tell me what's the matter with you? (Percedal gives her the cold shoulder) Well what's the matter?!

Percedal,muffling his own words,"argues" with Evangyline before running off inside the ship.

Amalia:I didn't get much of that. Some story of a bwork or something? | Eva:He must've gotten brain freeze...

Captain:Hey! You stuffy little scroll,where are you taking us?! I asked for a safe route! That's the Straight Slipper! | Scribble:Oh so it's my fault now? At the last iceberg,I said turn to port and you turned to starboard!

They continued arguing before the captain walked out of her room with a scimitar in hand.

Ruel:What's the problem,are we lost?! | Captain:The Straight Slipper is infested with pirates,its too late to turn back now! Keep your eyes peeled!

Hm,I'm itching for a fight,so let them come.

With silence surrounding us,we reach the halfway point of the Straight Slipper before large pieces of ice began falling down,threatening to destroy the ship. I switch to water and turned the falling ice into water long before they hit the ship. The pirates then blocked off our way out,forcing the captain to turn the ship and save it while also getting stuck between some ice.

Pirates fell from the sky and covered the boat as me and Eva ready our attacks

Pirate Captain:The name's Monde,Smiss Monde! We steal from the rich and give it to the poor,who then become rich,so we just keep it. | Ruel:Well your out of luck,we're empty on kamas! | Captain:*waves with Scribble in her hands* You can have this if you want! | Smiss:What,the map that made you lost?

Eva jumps up to the bow and releases a few ice arrows,catching the Smiss' attention.

Eva:You pirates fly low. It's not robbing season yet!

They were all surprised at her,then they collectively wolf whistled and Smiss snapped his fingers. A pirate comes swinging by and grabbed her,later giving her to Smiss' arms.

Smiss:Oh little Cra,how rare it is to find a diamond in this ocean of ice. I see how we started off at the wrong place,but don't be afraid,I won't hurt you. I'm sure we can have some kind of arrangement~ 

He puts Eva over his shoulders and jumped to on top of the sail.

Smiss:My comrades! Your leader has found his princess! Kill anything that moves! Steal anything that shines!

Amalia:Why is she always the one being kidnapped? I'm the princess!

Smiss kissed Eva's rear,which made Percedal snap and punched a pirate into the ice walls encasing us. All the pirates were giving Dally a surprised face as he swat away another pirate. He continued giving the pirates no room for mercy as he gets up to where the Smiss is.

Percedal:Don't you think she has some say in the matter?

He gives the Smiss a good haymaker,but he didn't flinch nor react.

Smiss:*chuckles as he moves Dally's arm away from his face* A Iop who thinks he's a hero! Couldn't you find a better bodyguard beautiful Cra? | Eva:*gets down and fixes her gloves,then slaps him several times* Don't you dare talk about my Iop like that! Apart from the lack of speaking,I have never whined!

She swings away and lands back to her place as I toss her bow back. Me,Ruel,and Amalia huddled up as the pirates surrounded us.

Smiss:Fine,if that is how it is,then change of plans! Rogues,kill everyone! Hang their ears by their arms and blow up the whole lot!

We all began fighting as the pirates all charge toward us. In a blink of an eye,me and Ruel blew them away with a combined attack. Eva,using the power of women,slapped a dozen of the pirate's faces with a single hand. Our captain used her scimitar like a rapier and disarmed the pirates with a few,well trained swings.

Percedal:*jumps behind her* Really? You have nothing to complain? You should know that--! (he gets interrupted as he blocks an attack) | Eva:*kicks away a pirate* Know what?

Jake:*dropkicks a pirate away,quickly turning into a windmill and swatting another away* Bombs! (defuses it)

Percedal:I heard you and Amalia talking about me! | Eva:What are you talking about?!

A large and fat pirate,together with his captain,fought against them. Eva dodged his attack and slide under him while Dally was thrown against the bow as the large pirate chuckles with the bomb in his hand.

Percedal:Breath like a bwork? Does that ring a bell? | Eva:Wha-!?

I caught an axe thrown at me and threw it back at him,cutting the top of his black skull beanie. Ruel took them out as Amalia was on one of their backs,ramming into the other pirates as they ran away. I see Eva being grabbed by the large pirate,so I jumped up and later crushed him as Eva got out of his grip and recovered.

Eva:*puts her arms on her waist* Iop brain. I was talking about Amalia's brother,prince Sheram Sharm? (Jake tosses the pirate's body off the ship) | Percedal:Really? You mean I'm not a cheap hero? | Eva:No,but you are a Iop-brain,that's for sure. (the bomb explodes underwater as Dally felt motivation coming back to him) | Smiss:Listen,could you two focus for a minute? We have a massacre to finish,remember? | Percedal:Exactly!

Percedal creates distance from Smiss as he transforms Rubilax to his Green Giant form. The two dash and passed each other. Smiss turned around and his weapons turned into pieces of metal.

Rubilax:How about we chop up his head...? | Smiss:Heh,don't worry I know the way! I give my regards to your lady! Geronimo! (jumps off the boat with the rest of the pirates) Surprise! (they all threw bombs up in the air,but Dally quickly reacted and toss them all back down)

We all cheered for Dally.

Eva:Hurray for Dally! He's not a bad hero after all!

I melt down the ice blocking the way,and in no time,we reached the Zaap portal.

Captain:I don't know how to thank you! I'd never have made it out of there alive without you! Here! All I can give you is this! (gives back Scribble)

Scribble:Hehehe,can't get rid of me that easily ey? | Ruel:*pockets him* I'm selling you as soon as I can.

We say our farewells to the captain,and we head toward the Zaap portal.

Amalia:As soon as I get in,I'm going to give myself a nice hot bath! No,two hot baths and a foot massage! | Jake:It'll be nice feeling the warmth again. I much prefer hot and humid areas. | Eva:Hm,I'm not quite sure about the welcome we'll get. Last they heard,you just ran off. | Amalia:I come back to save the kingdom. They should welcome me with great pomp!

I reach into my bag and threw in the elixir,activating the Zaap portal.

Percedal:And we're off to the Sadida Kingdom!

We all pass through the portal,and the first thing we saw are Sadida guards patrolling the area. Immediately,they grew their brambles and restricted us.

Amalia:What are you doing?! I am Princess Amalia Sheram Sharm! | Sadida guard:Princess? | Eva:So a great pomp huh? | Ruel:A great kick to the backside more like...