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Wakfu Part 58

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--Jake--

Fisherman:The port? Its over there, under the water. It sunk at the same time as everything else due to the floods! Ogress' chaos is surely to blame! | Percedal:Yeah! Bye bye port! See ya! I was getting sick just thinking about getting on a boat!

Jake:*smiles with anger* Scribble, do tell why you didn't say that the port in Mashvill has sunken? | Scribble:Its because you didn't ask! How am I suppose to know you wanted a port in working order? | Jake:*hands Scribble to Yugo* Here, take it back before I burn it into ashes.

Yugo:Scribble! I thought I told you to stop doing your dirty tricks! | Scribble:But master! I can't help it! I'm a demon, its not my fault I was born like that! | Ruel:Right, we'll have to find another way to reach the Purple Chloris Archipelago.

Amalia:Ok, but I'm not leaving without taking a bath first. | Percedal:You wanna swim here? Its a little high up, isn't it? | Amalia:I just want a bath, Iop brain. You know, normal people sometimes clean themselves? | Yugo:And do normal people also eat? | Ruel:Ok ok, we'll go look for an inexpensive inn.

We then traveled through the town and walked away from almost every inn, thanks to Ruel.

Jake:One left. Goes by "The Chaos Inn." | Yugo:*reads the poster* Great singing competition for Mashvill's "The Y factor."

"The Y factor"? Reminds me of that show back home.

Amalia:Jake and I should try our luck, don't you think? We sing rather well! (she then sung a Pandawa song) | Percedal:Hey! I can be a bard too! (He starts to sing but was immediately cut when a bird dropped the bomb on his face)

We all share a chuckle as I grab some water from below and clean Dally's face.

Ruel:Amalia, listen to a pro's advice. Give up. You got no chance. No finesse and it was too Pandawa. Dally, that wasn't bad, but there isn't enough strength. You should sing from the stomach. | Percedal:Huh? It doesn't work from the mouth? | Ruel:No Dally, I'm talking about singing technique. | Jake:You know some Ruel?

Ruel:Well yes, don't you know, before I was a Gobbowl player, I was apart of Brockstar! | Yugo:Why did you stop when you were so famous? | Ruel:Artistic misunderstanding...

We enter the inn and listen in to the competitors singing as they were judged. Ruel, meanwhile, was complaining about the price of the inn. As the last guy finished singing, a person dressed with a jacket, a bandana over his mouth, and a hat all in a white, red, and black pattern came up behind him and revealed a potion. He opens the potion and blew the fumes at the singer.

Male singer:*his voice pitched a much higher tone* Hey! Stop that! You're ruining my audition! Huh?! My voice! You've stolen my voice!

He then faints but the mysterious cloaked guy caught him.

Percedal:*claps* This is a cool show!

Cloaked person:I warned you, Phil Harmonic! | Ruel:Phil Harmonic?! | Cloaked person:Your candidates will pay for your lack of taste. The competition will never take place!

He threw the fainted singer at Phil and knocked him down.

Phil:Stop him! Someone stop him! | Yugo:I'm on it! | Jake:Right behind you!

We rush forward and the mysterious cloaked person pulled out a rather odd looking gun. I grab a hold on Yugo with my wind and created a thick wall of air between him and us. When he pulled the trigger, the entire building shook as it let out what felt like a miniature shockwave. The entire stage was blown off entirely as the masked person was stunned due to his own attack.

Phil:Get him! Get him!

I immediately bring down the wind barrier and we restricted him as soon he got up.

Phil:*he walks up to us* Hmph. Maybe I should've taken more of those threats seriously, doesn't matter. (he takes off the mysterious person's hat) Ardwin?! But...but why? | Ardwin:Its because you never gave me a chance! I'm ten times better than all these losers! You all suck! You have no taste!

--The next day--

As thanks, Phil helped us resupply our stock despite his previous friendship with Ruel.

Ruel:*the two are in a stand off* I filled my bags of supplies for the road, thanks Philly. | Phil:I can't say the same, Cru-el Stroud, but don't be too cocky! You're just lucky to be in good company! | Ruel:Yep, and you know what Phil? (he walks up to us and puts his hand over Percedal and I's shoulders) Its because I know the meaning of the word "friendship!'

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