Me: Blaise the next ship is of you and Luna!
Blaise: *sniffs* Looney, what do you think?
Luna: I don't mind this ship much at all though Blaise. It doesn't hurt.
Draco: Honestly, I probably have all of my ships with hot girls.
Blaise: Oh sod off!
Me and other wizarding kind who read fanfictions: *crack up because of Drarry*
Me: *choking* He will be so surprised.
Me and other fanfiction readers: *evil cackles*
Draco: *obliviously eats a fizzing whizbee*