Invader Zim oneshots and scenarios

So this idea came to me when I was watching videos of people having their wisdom teeth taken out. I had some good laughs and thought that I might as well write scenarios over it. I hope you enjoy :)

Also, your age in these are from 18-23. You can decide what age you are :)

                                    Zim:
(Reader POV)
"Okay, we are fixing to give you the numbing agent." The nurse said. I nodded in return. She lifted my top lip and put a numbing gel on my gums and my lip and then used the Novacaine. After a bit, the Anastasia kicked in and I was out like a light. -time skip to after the surgery- (3rd person POV) "ugh..." You mumbled. "Oh look who's waking up." The nurse said softly. "Wherefs Zmm?" (Where's Zim) You asked. "He's right out here." "HE IFS?!" (is lol) "I wanna see him!" You said pouting. The nurse opened the door letting Zim in. "Ah Y/n-human! You're awake." Zim smiled. "Zmm, I missed you so muth!" You started to cry. "Eh, why are you crying human.?" "I just missed you... nurth! Nurth. I'm ready to leaf." You looked over to the nurse. "Sweety, you haven't fully woken up yet." "NO! I'm awake! SeEeEe!" You opened your eyes as far as they could. "I have to keep you here for a little bit longer." The nurse said. You started to pout and looked over at Zim "Zimmm, the lady won't let me leeeeaf... I dOn'T wAnT tO Be HeRe!!" "Y/n-human, I can't do anything... yet." Zim said quietly. "I'm going to try and get a hold of your mother Y/n. Okay?" The nurse said. "No! I don't want to talk to that MoVeRfUcKeR!! I hate her! She Won't let me have McDonald's!!!" You said, pissed off. You heard Zim snicker at your actions and shot your head towards him. "I'm wafing you." -time skip to when you leave- "FwEeDoMmMmm!" You yelled. You started kicking in the wheelchair and waving your arms. "So where is your vehicle, Zim?" The nurse asked. "Well, we sorta walked here. I only live 3 blocks away from here so I can take her." Zim said. "She needs to be in a car where she can sit down, but being that you are the only one that she wants here, I guess we have to make an exception." The nurse said. "Perfect. Now if Y/n can stand up, I can help her walk home." Zim said looking down at you. "OoH! I know! We can get GIR over hewe" you cheerfully said. Zim smiled back at you but didn't respond. He helped you up out of the wheelchair and you two started walking home. "Whewes GIR?" You asked. "We don't need him at this moment Y/n-human. You see, he might get in the way of your-" you cut Zim off because one of the gauzes fell out of your mouth. "AHH! MY TOUNGE FELL OUT OF MY MOUF!! My ToUnGe FelL oUt mY mOuFfFff. I need my tounge." You said starting to cry. "Y/n-Human! You still have your tongue." Zim said trying to calm you down. Luckily this happened right in front of his base, so he walked you inside and set you on the sofa. "OOOH! Master and pretty lady are back!" Gir squealed. "Oh-em-GEEE! GIR I missed you so much! I luv you GIRrr~" you said getting a little too emotional. "Oh my Irk. How long does this Anastasia last?!" Zim said slightly getting annoyed with your doped up self. Zim sat down beside you and after a little more tears and laughs, you eventually passed out on the sofa and later your head on Zims shoulder. You had blood run down your cheek and onto Zims tunic so he figured it was time to change you gauze. And that's what he did while you were fast asleep on the sofa.

                                    Dib:

(Reader POV)
Dib drove me to the dentist so I could have my wisdom teeth removed. To be honest, I'm excited but also a little scared. The nurse walked us back to the room where they would take out my wisdom teeth. -time skip to after the surgery because idk what to write for that lol- (3rd person POV) Dib walked up beside you and held your hand while you were still out. After a few minutes, you started moving. You turned your head towards Dib and spoke.. "Hewow..?" You were confused at first but then realized what was happening. You touched your face and to your surprise was very numb. "I can't few my faith!" Do I still have my mouf?!" You turned your head towards Dib and had a very concerned look on your face. "Yes you still have your mouth." Dib smiled. "I can't feew my faith tho... I'm thirsthy." You said. "Where's my nurse? I need a dwink. I wanna go to McDonalths." You said. "You can't have food just yet Y/n." Dib chuckled. Your bottom lip started to pout and your eyes started squinting. "But I'm hungwy." You said. "Y/n, you can't eat yet-" Dib was cut off by the nurse walking in. "I see you're awake, Y/n?" The nurse said. "Well no duh." You said annoyed. "I'm hungwy. When can I leaf?" You added. "We have to keep you a little bit longer so we can keep an eye on you." Said the nurse. You didn't talk but your face said it all. You were pretty mad that you couldn't leave. You fell back asleep in the chair a few minutes later due to inactivity. You woe back up when you heard movement in the room. "Shut the fuck up! I'm twying to sleep!" You said. You felt your eye itch a little so you went to scratch it and was amazed to see your hand. "What is this?!" Dib look med at you with your hand hovering over your face. "That's your hand Y/n." Dib laughed. "Have you never noticed it." He smiled raising an eyebrow. "What's it for?!" You asked started to get hyper. "You can grab stuff with it and eat and do many other things with your hands." Dib replied. "Do I give you handjobs wiff it?" You said seriously but Fib went Red. (Also the nurse is in the back of the room hearing all of this lol) "Ahaha, no you don't Y/n. You can, but no." He nervously replied. You look over at Dib and reach your hands out. "I love you! I wanna hug! Gimme huggs!" You said whining a bit. Dib leaned down and hugged you for a good 2 minutes. "Okay, Y/n. Looks like you're ready to leave now" the nurse said, happily. "REALLY?! I can FINALLY have some chicken nuggies!" You said happily yet aggressively. "Not yet Y/n. You still have to wait a few days on that." The nurse replied. You shot the nurse a death glare. "But I want them now!" You said. After that, you were escorted to Dibs vehicle and Dib drove both of you home, passing McDonald's, sadly. The best part of it all, Gaz has it all on video.

        The Almighty Tallest(both of them):
(Readers POV)
Since you were in space, you couldn't have a normal human remove your wisdom teeth. So, you had to talk to the tallest and have them arrange from some irkens to remove them. You were talking to one of the irkens who will be working on your teeth and the procedure sounds similar to how they would do on Earth. -time skip to after the surgery (as usual)- you didn't have much recovery time in the room where your teeth were removed so you were taken to the tallest. "Why can't I lay down somewhere?" You whined. "Because we have others to work on miss Y/n." The irken said. You pouted. You arrived to a door the lead to the tallest and you were just left there as though you knew how to open the door. "HeWOAH!" You yelled. "I can't get in!" You started knocking on the door. A few minutes go by and then the door finally opens. It was both of the tallest. You were already dizzy as it is but your legs finally have out and you stumbled over onto tallest Red. He pushed you back up and tallest Purple spoke.. "is this normal for humans once they have a tooth removed??" He asked confused. You were also confused but still replied. "I guess. I really don't know man... do you have some chicken nuggies?" You asked. "Chicken what's?" Tallest Red asked. "Nuggies! ChIcKeN nUgGiEs! I'm hungry" you said. You started hallucinating because you say a HUG like of chicken nuggets. Your eyes lit up and you stumbled over and picked up thin air thinking there were chicken nuggets. You pouted and sat there and sobbed quietly to yourself... or so you thought. "Human, what is this?" Purple asked. You look up at the tallest and reply. "There's no chicken nuggies..." you hugs talkest purples legs (???) and start crying again. "I'm so hungry..." you sob. He picks you up and starts talking "we were informed that you can't eat within an hour of your surgery." You became mad at this. "I don't car! I'm hungry and-" the weird irken made gauze flew out of your mouth and onto the floor drenched in blood. You and the tallest froze for a second. You then panicked because you thought it was your tongue. "MY TOUNGE! You let my tounge fall out of my mouf!!" You started breathing really heavy as though you were loosing oxygen. "Relax, it's just the gauze that was in your mouth." Tallest Red said. This continued for a while until you wore yourself out. The tallest liked you, but not in that state. You were too high of maintenance when you were high on the novocaine-like drug. (Drug as in medicine)

Okay, that does it for this scenario page. I hope you guys enjoyed, and sorry for it being so long. I just had a lot of things I wanted to put and then I would have writers block lol. Anyways, I hope you guys have a great day/night! Bye, my angels :)

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