Invader Zim oneshots and scenarios

Just something to entertain you guys while I suffer from writers block :)

You can change the names as characters in these if you feel as though they don't match the vine/Tik Tok. But I wanted to put the reader in here as well sooo... you guys are in some of these. FEEL FREE TO PUT A CHARACTER IN YOUR PLACE IF YOU DO NOT RELATE TO ONE OF THESE!!

Hope y'all enjoy :)

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*Gir walks around corner*

You: RAWR!!

Gir: AHHH! Stop I could've dropped my croissant.

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You: Zim, how are your chicken strips?

Zim: Fuck ya chicken strips!

*Zim looks out car window*

Zim: Ya, Fuck Ya Chicken Strips!!

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Zim: HoW dO yOu KnOw WhAt'S gOoD fOr Me?!

Dib: thAT'S mY OPINION!!

You: *awkwardly looks at Gaz*

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Gir: rawr

Zim: what was that?

Gir: I'm a dianasaur

Zim: a what?

Gir: a dianasaur

Zim: make that sound again.

Gir: rawr

Zim: OH! You're talking about that thing from Jar-a-sissy parak

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You: Your honor, I would like to plead guilty and request the death penalty.

Dib: this is a... parking ticket

You: I know, I know. So uh... about that death penalty.?

Dib: what the fuck is wrong with you..

(I put you as this bc everyone I've seen recently wants to commit die and I kind of relate to this lol)
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Gir: It's an avocadooo... thanks

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Dib: how much money do you have?

You: 69 cents.

Dib: AYE, You know what that means!

You: *starting to tear up* I don't enough money for chicken nugget

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*you see Zim and Dib in a hot tub and grab your phone and start recording*

You: Two bros chillin in a hot tub. Five feet apart cuz they're not gay.

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You: hey, I'm lesbian.

Zim confused: I thought you were American...

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*Zim and Dib fighting*

You: Can I get a waffle?

*CRASH*

You: Can I please get a waffle?

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*Zim walks up to store clerk*