Invader Zim oneshots and scenarios

Alright, so I don't have enough time on my hands to actually come up with a full on one shot so here's a small chapter for incorrect quotes :)

Enjoy uwu

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Dib: *runs into room with sword* You ready to die bitch?!

Zim: I- I'm a bad bitch! You can't kill me!

Dib: .. BIT-

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Gaz: if I cut off my leg and swing it at you.. am I hitting you or kicking you.?

Dib: . . . You'll probably mentally scar me more than anything

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Y/n: don't tell your mother

Zim: kiss one another

Y/n: D I E  F O R  E A C H O T E R

Zim: *falls back*

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Y/n: Dib sneezed earlier and I accidentally said "shut the fuck up!" Instead of "bless you" . .

Gaz: how the hell do you accidentally say  THAT?

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Zim: I have the sharpest memory! Tell me one time I forgot something.

Dib: you forgot me at Walmart last week..

Zim: I did that on purpose.

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*THUD*

Tak: What was that?

Y/n: *yells from other room* my shirt fell!

Zim: that sounded louder than a shirt..

Y/n: that's because I'm in it

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(I didn't know who to put first so..)

Y/n: say yes to drugs

Dib: say no to drugs

Zim: it doesn't matter what you tell drugs.. because if you talk to drugs, you're taking drugs.
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Gaz: Dib close your eyes.

Dib: why?

Gaz: just close them.

Dib: okay..? *closes eyes*

Gaz: now what do you see?

Dib: nothing. *reopens eyes*

Gaz: that's my life without you.

Dib: *smiles and eyes start tearing up*

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Dib: I spy with my little eye someone who needs to shut up.

Zim: is it me?

Dib: It's always you!

Zim: YAY! I WIN!

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Gaz: so what'd you do today, Dib?

Dib: I prevented a murder.

Gaz: Pff. How'd you do that?

Dib: self control

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Zim: *looks cupboards for food and sighs* I'm the snack in this house.

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Y/n: Guys, on the scale of 1-10 what's your favorite color of the alphabet? Mines square!

Zim: 17!

Dib: wait.. what?!

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Dib: I'm going to play you a song. It's called "my life so far" *strums guitar smoothly once*

Dib: *Aggressively strums guitar without tune*

Dib: *Screams in high pitch voice*

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And that's it for now.. I couldn't think of anymore incorrect quotes heh heh.

I hope you guys enjoyed this VERY short chapter of incorrect quotes :)

Anyways, it's time for me to sleep because it's 2:04 as I'm finishing up lol

I hope you all have a wonderful day/night :)

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